Whats the hardest part about being a dude?

please tell me you are joking. If I ever farted out of my dick I would probably die laughing

 

Definitely whoever said living with women.

 

Is it funnier if I'm joking?

 

lugging heavy meat around without help.

 

You can buy supportive underwear, maybe make the switch from boxers.

 

underwear=diaper rash.

 

Well, I'm in the entertainment business, and what I've noticed is that there's far more likelihood of young girls' succeeding in this field than that of males. People LOVE to see a little girl with extremely superb talent(singing, dancing, musicianship, you name it). Some middle aged guy with the same talent, and they wouldn't really pay much attention. So that would be what's tough about being a guy...and it gets tougher as you get older.

 

a dick fart is called a "Shmeef" according to urban dictionary haha!

My boyfriend said the hardest part about being a guy is avoiding sitting on his balls.

And yes, he was serious

 

Dry Spells.

 

Post-ejaculation sensitivity, and she's still ultra horny.

 

on a serious note - being a nice guy, with genuine intentions that seems to go for heartless bitches that are blind to anything good in their life.

 

The dick. It's just all around a pain, it itches, it hurts when kicked, it is never positioned right in your underpants, it's hard when you want it soft, it's soft when you want it hard, etc.

 

star jumps + bad shorts = ninja penis

 

I remember in grade 8 gym class one time we were doing highjumps and my dick slid outta my shorts when I landed...I know the girl who was standing there to replace the stick saw it

 

i sat in a coffee shop with a girl i liked a few years ago, put my foot up on the table - she told me after a while that i had a hole in my crotch

my ball had slipped beyond my underpants, and literally popped out of the hole :2thumbsup:

 

lol

 

Having to go out on a limb and ask a girl out. Then again if, as it seems, that women just wait to be asked out even if they like the guy then it's better to be a guy.

 

Sitting on your dick/balls has to one of the worst things ever

 

When a bitch mouths back before making your sammich.

 

Being all weird and hairy and oddly shaped. Plus, who the fuck designed the penis? It's ridiculous.