What's the last thing

that is just disgusting

 

Well..... I generally don't do either of those these days. I'll show my shit off if it's incredibly long. Like one turd appeared to be about 2 - 2 1/2 feet or so. It was unbelievable.

 

hahaha, yea it is, but it amuses us

 

is that something to be proud of? I mean does that make you the top dog or something? I just don't get it

 

yea, its something to be proud of.

 

man I really want one now. I certainly got the short end of the stick d:

 

apparantly I'm the only one who hasn't heard of this.. I just told my mom and she's like "oh yea definatly" and lookd at me like everyone was suppose to know this....I must have missed the memo

 

Have you ever had a 2 ft + turd? I think not. I showed my dads friend my shit once, and he told me not to bother him til I have one so long it stood on end and poked out of the water. Then I showed him the one that wrapped almost all the way around the bowl, and he conceded defeat.

 

well, theres always surgery

hahaha

 

I guess you did. I bet your dad has showed her his shit atleast once.

 

no I can honestly say I have not had a 2 foot turd

 

ok the number two stuff has to stop it's not fair for those of us who are here just to discuss number one and do not like to discuss or hear about number two. perhaps another thread?

 

hey, you got off topic of the urinal too.

 

I'm not even asking her.. I really don't want to know

 

yea, i'll take a pic if ya want...i'll just eat some MRE's for a few days and i'll be ready to go

 

haha, my shits are bigger than yours

hahaha, wow

 

hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaa I'm sticking to peeing in this thread

I'm wearing cargo pants to work this afternoon. the first thing in our dress code is no cargo pants. I am excited....I'm a rebel
was that a smooth subject change?

 

you should take a huge dump in your bosses office

 

I've had male friends and significant others try to show me theirs...usually when they are drunk or we have been together way to long...like I am really going to go into the cathroom and check it out? gag I'm really a very constipated person though so i think I'm just jealous ):

 

haaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaa hmmmmm I'm bathroom shy...same thing with how I pee but worse I can't even go when my mom is home. It's horrible

hmmmmm maybe a kid will have an accident before I leave?