What's the most embarrassing, sex related, thing that's happened to you?!

Picked a gal up in a bar in 1976. We had way way too much to drink. We get naked. This gals bush is dense and massive. Pubic hair from her ass. Tried to lick her pussy but hair was so dense and I was so drunk I couldn't find her labia. She says " Fuck me!" I hoist her legs up and put my dick between her legs and hoped it would find its way. She says "What are you doing?" I then realized the head of my dick was in her butt! That was so embarrassing. She finally guided my dick to her pussy and we had a gay old time.

 

Years ago, I tried talking my wife into a morning BJ. The house was full of relatives and kids. They were all downstairs in the great room. She didn't give me one...thankfully. When I went downstairs, I noticed that the baby monitor was on...

 

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