what's the most stoned you've ever been?

Dam girl!!!

 

no kidding, it was last night. i was pathetically fucked and i loved it. around 11 or 12 in the afternoon i smoked a joint, smeared some resin (from my broken bowl ) on the paper cause i heard somebody on here (pretty sure it was TNS) talking about how its such a good idea and works great... and damn, that thing got me good. then around 3 or 4 i went to some girls appartment before class at 6 and got blazed out of my mind on some new KB i got but havent had a chance to smoke ALOT of yet. well, i was gone. i mean ripped out of my mind, laying on the floor, pretty much unable to move kinda stuff. it was so much fun.
THEN we decided to still go to class... i dont know what we were thinking. i was like, "no this isnt a good idea" and shes like, "oh shut up you're just a paranoid freshman, its no big deal" (shes a junor or something, i think shes like 21). anyways, she finally convinced me to come, and we stumbled in. she started laughing, and couldnt stop for literally like 20 minutes... it was horrible, and it was a small class, so the teacher def knew. neither of us could concentrate or get anything done, i mean like i was having mild halucinations and stuff, and eventually the teacher told us if we couldnt get the work done we could leave and finish it on our own time... she was pretty cool about it i guess, but she was a little pissed. i cant complain though... in highschool if i would have tried pulling that shit i would have been in a LOT of trouble.
anyways, i didnt come down til like 9 or 10 last night, it was the longest high ive ever had. good times, good times.

 

Sounds like a helluva good time. I love going to class and shit high off my ass.

So the resin joint worked for ya, huh? I've only done it once, and I was high as shit, along with 3 other people, and it was only one joint. Did you notice how long took to smoke? Because it took over 20 minutes for ours to burn. just curious.

 

nah man, no idea how long exactly... i lost track of time after a few hits lol... but i do know it lasted alot longer than usual... i also broke up some of the harder resin and mixed it in with the weed too... im not really into joints or blunts though (well okay, i love blunts, but i like to conserve and all, ya know), i just smoked one cause i have no bowl at the moment... thanks for the idea though, it worked great.

 

hahaaaa. must have been the sig?

 

yea baby, my pussy got so wet after those joints i didnt want to stand up and show the boys :&

 

well this one time, i smoked lots of weed and got really stoned. the end

 

OMG, that same shit happened to me at least 2,420 times. It was crazy. Madness, I tell you!!!

 

Fascinating.

Ooookaaaay. Good to know .

 

ya can tell this dude wants to hit dat shit....

 

hahahah sooooo true

say i swear weedf dehidrates you so that u dont get moist, so basic;ly that pussy shoulda been straw dry lol

actually fuck dat too stoned

 

tooooo many times to even know

I usually blaze up so much that each high is about the same
ive been fucked up more though on alot of other stuff, but you said "stoned" so theres never really been a time of getting super high from weed that I can remember

 

The most stoned I've ever been, was when I didn't even smoke that much, just half a joint. But it kicked in like a craze, I went fucking blind for about half an hour, after that i started to hallucinate and the colors began to do strange things (After a while only seeing black and white in the top and color at the down half)

 

PCP

 

one time i was lying on a trampoline during the daytime listening to hendrix staring up at the sky and trees. i swear they were rippling and the sky looked like water.. it was wavy. then my friend made me get up and go inside, he kept yelling "rob! rob! rob!" and i was like SHUTTTTTTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPP DUUUUUUUUUUUDE AAAAAAAAHHHH. but he made me go inside, i was so comfortable.... i almost cried because it was the most perfect setting, better than anything i had ever experienced in my life, and now it was ruined because my friend is a piece of shit.

 

The other night. It was really intense... I can't even remember why because I'm stoned right now but it was intense.

 

I was sittin in the back yard and got soo stoned, I heard a car pass by and could not make out the sound and then I saw holes in the sky......

Bustramp

 

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No man, it was just hash, nothing else, I got from someone I can trust ith that.
But if it was, it wasreally awesome and something that I need to do again

 

Once I was at a friends house when a local grower showed up with a BOXFULL of 2' long buds, asking if anyone wanted to buy some.

Everyone was broke but we said "let us try it", figuring we'd at least get high.
He twisted up 2 joints and we passed them around, the grower, me and 3 others.

I got wasted. Not high, not stoned--wasted.
The grower was so stoned that when he split he left his boxfull of buds behind, sitting in the middle of the livingroom floor.
All of us felt like going over to that box of probably a pound of buds and pinch a bud for later, but no one could walk.
The grower returned in about 15 minutes.
"Hey man did I leave my buds here?"
Someone managed to lift an arm up and point to the box.
It was probably another 15 minutes before any of us could get up or talk. We were stoned for hours off those 2 joints split 5 ways.

That was the legendary Agoura Purple, a strain the gower had "invented" himself, from 10 years of cross breeding various strains he had come across.
This was back in the 70's and it was the 1st purple weed I'd ever seen, and one of the few I've ever seen that remained quite purple after drying.
Unfortunately the stain was lost when a brush fire tore through that area circa 1980, burned all the growers plants and seed stock.

 

dude i love your stories