what's the most stoned you've ever been?

lol haha rangers stories are awesome

hmm my most high time.. well everyone here keeps talking about colours etc hallucinations (auditory and visual) but i get that all the time, especially back at the beginning of summer i used to get so high it was fuckin ace lol

hmm so many good times ^^

yeah man this one time me and my mate got totally baked and went downstairs into my kitchen (munchies of course ) and it was pitch black and these little red lights were around the place and i was shouting beacause i thought there was a pack of wolves coming to eat us, then she turned the light on and it was just microwaves and shit

 

okay lets see...
this saturday night my mum was having her b-day party, and since she mainly had her age people over i just stole tons of booze and crashed with a friend in my room. i had a big bottle of blue WKD, around 10 party pack bottles of stella, half a bottle of jack daniels and some wine. anywho we started getting really pissed and by 11pm i was fucked out of my nut. i then told him i still had a few grams left from a way overwight eight i had night before. we rolled up a fat blunt and smoked it up. i have to say i was fucking trippin by then. i had a few more beers and friend left. so i was there in my room with still plenty of drink and so i rolled another spliffie. and thats when i lyed down in my bed and watched tv. i started realising how everything looked cartoonish and 2D. i put out my hand and it looked so weird even the tv looked disfigured. it wasnt really hallucinations- just slightly different vision. it was quete jokes since it was showing wildboyz and then dirty sanchez so i was watching it while my room kept changing dimensions. lol then i fell asleep, and woke up about 5 in the morning with wine in my hand and the tv still on. lol it was pretty jokes sinc i was still buzzing and just thinking about how retaded the night was. anyway my friend said he was quete wrecked too, but nothing like my magical experience. anyway im surely gonna repeat that next friday/ sat night

 

Yeah, that's what my trip was like - what with all the visual distortions and all.

 

in MI at my cousins some of her friends came over (motorcity madmen) with some hash that they made this neat little thing out of a matchbook cover, a pin and a glass putting the hash on the pin, held up by the cover and then the hash was lit the glass put over it then it went out and the glass filled with smoke which was brought to the end of the table and inhaled. Then this guy brings out this light green bud like nothing I'd ever seen and whether it was the hash or that funky looking bud, I came out of it talking something I didn't remember with a lot of people looking freaked out and told my cousin who cut me off. Same thing happened on acid and they made me go home.

 

here at school me and a friend smoked about 10 bowls a night 2 nights in a row and sometimes wen i closed my eyes i zoned out and started thinkin i was somewhere else doin somethin else and that the comp or some1 that wasnt there was talkin to me

 

On New Years we started off pretty early, maybe 8 or 9. After 2 hits from a small pipe, a friend and I decided to go pick up another friend. After driving down the road looking for his house, we had no idea where it went. We then noticed that we were on the wrong fuckin street, so we found the street and picked him up.

Upon going back to my friends house, they had brought out the hookah, and they said it was Tobacco, so I thought, "Eh, oh well." Boy was I wrong. I inhaled so much thinking it was only tobacco, but then another friend said, "That's not tobacco, that's wacky tobaccy!" So yah everyone, including the vets, were coughing up a third lung. After a while, we finally cashed the hookah (it was 5 of us smoking.)

They then brought out a water bong, and someone rolled a pretty fat joint (can't remember who ) A few hits from both, and I was already fucked up anyways, but it just increased. I remember picking up the pipes layoung around and smoking whatever I could get. Someone said "We should watch the Wall!" I was closest to the Tv, so I had to put it in. After being told where it was, it took me roughly 10 minutes just to pick up the damn movie and put it in the DVD player. We started watching it, smoking a bunch more, naturally.

I remember looking at the movie, then looking away at everyone else, staring at the tv they were. I looked back and the movie fuckin over, I had no recollection of the entire movie. At about 11:00 we called some pizza in (the 5 5 5 deal!) I wanted to hide from the pizza guy for some reason, so I went into my friends bedroom to ly down. His cat was in there, stoned off his ass. We had stuck him in a box, smoking him out for the longest time. I layed down and the cat was cuddleing with me and purring, but he kept pushing away. It's like he wanted it, but he didn't know what the fuck he was doing.

A little before midnight I went into the living room and the pizza was there, but there were only a few pieces left. I got maybe one, I think. Anyways, we continued smoking some, and I really just lost reality and maybe two or 3 more hits from the water bong. I was constantly being pulled to the ceiling, through my esophogus, and then being thrown some other way, so I kept swaying on the chair. I think we were watching Tv, but don't remember much after that, and I finally just passed out. Such a wild night.

 

Nothing really sticks out as the one time where I was sooo fucking high. I have gotten high a lot, but there's usually a plateau that I hit, if I'm trying to get that high. Usually I either smoke until the person offering it wants to quit, or I get a little mental high.

 

for me the highest I've got was the first time I got high( not the first time I smoked but the first time I actually got high). It was the only time I got visual halucination from hash.

That day,I smoked with a couple of experienced friends using the same method described earlier in this thread, the one where you fill a glass with hash smoke then inhale. I took only 3 hits cause i was coughing too hard after every hit, to the point I was almost going to throw up.
2 or 3 minutes later I recovered from the coughing but still didnt feel any different. i didnt put much attention on wether I had gotten high or not and almost forgot about it and just chilled with my friends.
Not more then 15 minutes later it started to kick in. I was walking with my friends when I suddenly started feeling wierd I was looking around and Everything looked 2D , all my friends seemed to be drawn like cartoons rather than real human beings. first I thought I had to be dreaming and, uncounciously, kinda went with it, but It was when I realised I wasn't dreaming that I really started freaking out. I blacked out and when was conscious again I found myself sitting on a sidewalk with my friends around me and couldnt for the life of me remember how I got there. I dont remember much of what happend during those 10-15 min all I remember are some scattered flashs of memory.My friends later told me that I was basically yellin somethig along the lines of "help me, wake me from this nightmare". and that i huged one of them and begged him to help me.

I was very embarassed for what happend but still managed to enjoy the rest of the high and had a greate time for the next 2 or 3 hours.
I definitly must say I fell in love with Ganja eversince

 

There's been many time when I've been blazed out of my head through the night, I've reached the passing out stage many a time.
But the most stoned I've ever been was when a friend and I put together about 200 quid a couple of years ago and bought an ounce of rocky, half ounce of pollen and a quarter of skunk. We got it in the afternoon and smoked all of the skunk between my mate, his misses in a few hours where I live. By the end of the bag we were buzzed up to fuck, it wasn't a sedative high it was definitely uplifting. Some of the best green I've had actually!
Then we walked to where my mate's misses's village (about 1-2 mile walk that took forever) and found a field to blaze the pollen in. We kept skinning up for about 2-3 hours spliff after spliff and caning it all. I was thinking about conserving the stash but it was such a moreish high it was like 'fuck it'
My mate's misses went in about 9 (by which time we'd all had a spliff each off the rocky) and I rang my misses to see if we could go up there and get stoned. She said okay, but the bastard was we missed the bus so we a had a 5 mile trek ahead of us.... and this rocky turned out to have a proper stoned effect rather then a buzz. Shit!
So we made a shitload of spliffs using between 1/4-1/2oz of the rocky, and started trekking, smoking as we walked. Big mistake really, coz walking proved a massive challenge. It was all uphill as well which didn't help!
We got 1/3 of the way and found a local Cricket club so we jumped the wall and chilled there for an hour and a half, sat behind a bush listening to tunes and just monging.
After that, we continued with the trek. I had legs heavier than concrete blocks or so it seemed. Smoked SO much and my head was in it's own place, I felt sanity drift away to a safe place for future reference.
By the time we got to my misses' house it was about 2am and all the lights were off, and she didn't answer her phone. In our stoned states, we decided not to knock for the sake of not waking everyone up and so sat behind a car in her driveway. We were so knackered, but carried on skinning up and chatting bollocks. At one point I remember feeling something which at the time could only of been my spirit lift slightly above my body. It was an insane feelin and I definitely didn't expect it and haven't had it since.
We smoked till 5, finished the weed then somehow went to sleep. It was fucking freezing. We woke up up about an hour later (about 6am), then went to Tesco and bought a loaf of bread with the 45p change from the amount of munchies, cigarettes and skins bought the day before.
Never in my life has plain bread been so satisfying.

 

The first time I smoked a lot. Me and 3 friends had between a 1/4 and a 1/2 and smoked it all. Two of my friends only smoked half the time so it ended up being me and 1 friend smoking the rest. By the time I realized anything I was high as hell, and needed to pee. I went downstairs and when I came back up I swear i heard sounds of tiny feat running through the walls. So I looked back and it was like a camera was looking at me looking at it...I was fucked up. I got out my knife and ran upstairs, almost started crying cause i thought I was gonna die. But then I got drawn into the music video "crazy" by gnarls barkley and forgot about everything except the moving inkblots...now I am a pothead! hurrah!

Oh yeah, I am smoking my first huge blunt alone (not the first huge blunt I have smoked, jsut the first one by myself). then I am goin drinkin with some of my friends, so it may top the last story.

 

Probably the highest i have ever been was when i smoke a blunt that had an 8th in it. I smoked it with a buddy and we were still high the next day.

 

easy all stars concert, september 2006. We smoked until our faces melted

 

i like this thread, it's a good read.

mine was when i was 15. me and my best friend decided to buy an 1/8 and shared it. it was the first time we had actually bought some ourselves, usually we just had a few tokes from a friend.

anyway, we both got wankered. i remember thinking my mind and body had seperated. it was like i was watching my body move, but i wasn't in control of it. yeah also time seemed really screwed up.. things seemed to keep pausing and stuff was going in slow motion and in loops. i was talking to my friend, it seemed like she was moving normally, but everything else has frozen. at one point things seemed 2d.

after a bit my friend had to go home and i really wanted to go for a walk. so, i wandered bare foot to a park nearby.. it was night and the trees looked amazing yet kind of creepy. i remember hallucinating.. i thought i saw two blow up dummies having sex in a car which was really weird.. when i got closer i thought there was an elderly man sitting in a car but then i realised there was nobody in there. when i went through my front door i could hear a tap dripping, but it sounded soo loud and beautiful like a waterfall. i remember feeling the blood pumping through my body and my heart was beating crazyy.

i can't remember much else.. i woke up the next day still feeling a bit zoned out, and with chocolate all over my bed haha . i miss summer.

 

i was so stoned i cant remember a damn thing that happened. although once i remember walking home from the woods after hitting a homemade bong and feeling like my head had expanded about 10x... like a bobblehead. and the music almost knocked me over.

 

I agree =)

I just highlighted the three things I saw in your post that I get almost always when I get blazed. Combination of ridiculously low tolerance, and dank-ass weed.

On another note, I Just picked up an O me and two friends split cost and divided it up. My parents were away for this past week, and we finished it.

Hookah, Countless Joints, Bongs, Hookah, Countless Joints, Bongs, and repeat. My friends pretty much more or less lived at my house for the whole week and the the only things we took a break from smoking for were the intermittent phone calls to parents, and for schoolwork

(unfortunately it was also our first week of classes) but still an awesome week

 

I was driving to a store and as I started to pull into the parking lot I noticed another car that looked exactly like mine parked and I thought to myself "Fuck I'm already there."

At least a dozen times on weed only I've been too stoned to walk or talk.

 

the first time i smoked i smoked 3 bowls of dank nugget and thought i wasnt high. we went to the store and i did not function, as i was blazed as fuck. upon return we smoked mmore nugget out of a bong, and before sleeping a nugget blunt. i was fuckeeed up...

more high after bubblehash, different dude's bubblehash, 2 types from amsterdam (caramello & ice), and dumpster in a volcano. i was only able to stay for the first balloon of probably 3, as I had to go home early. some bullshit.

 

I'm gonna do the same thing .

This used to happen to me when I was a weed newbie, but it stopped for some reason. I miss it.

 

Yeah me too
I also related to many other experiencesI read here... damn, I wish I could get my tolerance down without taking a long break as to feel really "high" again...
It'd be really cool if there was no such a thing as building tolerance for weed and you could just get fucked up everytime you smoke lol

 

WOW, all that off of WEED?! Damn I wish that would happen to me!