What's the strangest/funniest/most unusual excuse..

I turned a girl down once because her friend pissed me off, but in a similar vein, recently I started talking to these two girls and a bit later one of them pulled me aside and asked me if I could kindly fuck her friend!

one of my friends is a bit, uh, I won't say picky because some of his girls, well, erm, but anyways, if there is bush, he will not go there. several times he's had girls naked or otherwise discovered there was shrubbery, and in those cases the excuses he make are completely nonsensical. "I have to go home" (outside of house) or "I just remembered I have to get up early in the morning", that sort of thing.

I~S, my respect for you has just increased tremendously. way to make the world a better place!

 

I don't know but apparently me telling a friend of mine he didn't really want to fuck me was funny...
We were hanging out in the basement and we were both drunk and one thing started leading to another, but I started thinking and told him he didn't really want to fuck me, it was just because he had too much to drink.
...The next morning, he thanked me and life went on, but it still comes up every once in a while... could be worse though.