Whats the worst you've ever been hurt?

Oh yeah that reminds me of the time I was having a running race with my sister and didn't stop and went head first through a fence :rofl:

Concussion Alert.

 

i was on a rope swing hanging from a tree when i was kid and there was a rusty nail sticking out the tree trunk and when i swung back my leg impaled on it and then ripped back out as the swing went forward.................that was SO painful. blood everywhere.

and i broke my wrist in gym class.

and once i was riding my bike down a hill and didnt stop in time and went straight over the handle bars into a load of stinging nettles.

lol.

 

Both of these made me laugh!



I ated da ice cream and my teeth got cold.

 

Another time I was fucking my girlfriend. She was on top and I was really givin it to her. She started to lean forward a bit to much and my cock slid out of her pussy and jammed partly in her ass really fast. My dick got bent pretty good and her ass bled a little. High speed accidents in bed are never fun.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JehjqlzXwIQ

 

Accident.. sure.... Yeah. :leaving:

 

lmao.

 

Let's see.... My injuries are all minor compared to some of the stories in here...

Stepped on a rusty nail that went right through the center of my foot... Didn't realize it until I noticed the flip flop I was wearing wouldn't come off..

Stepped on a broken beer bottle in a rain puddle... Still have the scar from that, but not real painful either.

Fell off a seawall at the beach onto a broken slab of seawall below, & broke my tailbone. That sucked because we were camping and all dad did was prop me up on pillows and give me tylenol, in an ex-ray you can see it pointing inwards.

Broke my pinky toe...

Have also landed myself in the ER for severe muscle spasms, & inability to walk.

Bad car accident gave me a severely bruised spine, & severe whiplash... (it could've been much worse) Had a headache for a year. Now, over six years later that damage still compounds with osteoarthritis... Had to get muscle relaxers just yesterday for it all.

Got pushed head first down a flight of stairs and landed on my face.

That's all I can think of atm.

 

I almost forgot about the time my dad was pushing me in the swings at the elementary school playground down the street from my grandma's house and something went wrong somewhere and I flew gracefully into a large patch of goatheads and other nasty stickers. Grass burs, whatever you non-hicks call them, lol. I had splinters ALL over me, some really deep in my elbows and knees. But what hurt even worse than the initial landing was having all those fuckers dug out with tweezers. Holy fuck. I don't remember a whole lot before my brother was born when I was 4, but I do remember that shit. But my dad and grandpa held me down while my mom and grandma picked stickers out of me, so I didn't go to the hospital or anything.

 

paralyzed from the neck down for 23 hours they thought for good then months in neck brace not moving and every breath hurt so months of pain but I was lucky as hell .

a week before that drove a car out of control off road over rough ground down a ditch and hit a wall , it felt a lot like I imagine crash landing a plane would feel ,I wasn't wearing a seat belt concussion bleeding from a ear, but actually that was fun in a strange way walked away from it in a sort of daze destroyed the car .

Ive had lots of other injury's in my life being in fights can hurt, black eyes , broke my nose, bruising, blood in urine feeling like you've been run over

had a broken arm once for more than 24 hours without it being treated as a kid that hurt .

having a very bad fever and vomiting after drinking toxic waste up the brecon beacons was very nasty especially as I had to force myself to keep moving to reach other people because I knew if I stopped id die

sitting with my mother for nearly a week as she died of cancer was worse than being paralyzed

my dream death is being hacked to death by orcs dieing in bed slowly is shit

 

I didn't read this all the way, skipped to the end and for a split second, thought your worst ever hurt was being hacked to death by orcs in bed.

 

maybe you should stay off the swings...

 

i was 2 and my mom wouldnt give me a bandaid for a scratch on my stomache, so when she went to work, and dad wasnt watching, i climbed up the stairs and climbed up the shelf on top of the stairs to get a bandaid, then the shelf fell over and i fell down all the stairs and cut my hands all up on a vent, BAD. they stitched up my hands, but theres still a bone that sticks out a bit, you can feel it, but its not noticable. i make ppl touch it. lol. it doesnt bend right either.

i also was i think 3, and i was on the side of the bed of a pick up truck, i suppose no one was watching me , cus i fell, and hit the pavement of the driveway head first. my mom took pics of that, ive showed you guys that pic before. the double exposed pic.

and then, when i was in labor and they wouldnt give up, and finally decided i cant have babies naturally, they had to rush me to emergency c-section. and that was the worst. i didnt even know pain till i have my stomache sliced open. i was in labor for 3 days and 3 nights, no sleep, and pushed for an hour, broke a bunch of blood vessels, then begged them to just cut, just cut! finally they did. but i had to go all the way under. thats trippy as hell when you wake up.

 

i died and came back to life. i fell through ice in the middle of a deep lake...i just shook it off while layed out in the er. nothing major.

 

EEK!

 

Crushed my right knee when I was in the Army, they replaced it though.

Ouch.

Dan

 

Well I’ve sprained my ankle a few times playing basketball


Hotwater

 

i went to surgery and the doctors punctured my lungs while inserting a bar into my ribcage... then i found out that i was allergic to the meds and starting coughing and vomiting while every movement i felt that bar burning like white hot iron inside my body, pressing on my lungs and heart. and in a coughing fit i dropped "the button" for my morphine drip, while the nurses were on some fucking break. it was agony. and i coughed and coughed until they gave me some drugs to put me out so they could inflate my lungs. i was in the hospital for two months.

 

When I was a senior in high school, I was given Zoloft to treat social anxiety (young and stupid and scared of my own shadow- I know better now). One of the side-effects is seizure, but it was listed as rare. I started on 25mg, progressed to 50mg and was doing fine, then was bumped up to 100mg (all because this was what the doc considered a "standard dose," not because I needed more... I have a friend who is twice my weight on 50 mg and they told her that was the max dose). The day I took the 100mg pill, I started seeing colors darting around my vision. A week later, I was sitting at home alone at my computer, talking to my boyfriend on the phone. From what I've been told, I suddenly stopped talking, dropped the phone, and he heard me fall, all the while making these strange choking noises. When I came to, I felt sick and had the headache of my life. I had had a seizure.
When all was said and done, I had a sprained jaw, a black eye and a concussion, not to mention various bruises and cuts all over my body from where I had hit furniture while flailing.
All in all, I consider myself lucky. I had a big bruise on my foot where I had repeatedly kicked my computer desk, jostling my huge-ass ancient computer monitor ever-closer to the edge of the desk over my head. Another good kick and a few more inches and it would have been "goodbye, citizen."

 

I bent my fingernail backward. That really hurts.