What's with you people?

Eh, I don't really care either way... but Rubins on my side, so eh.

Wasn't me... but you are going to die eventually.

I just hate breaking bad news. :H

 

yeah well you suck

 

Suck? Suck on what? You make no sense!

 

Rape jokes are funny, and burning hippies is funny, but rubin getting sucked into the ocean by a gigantic raging storm isn't?

I don't know, there's something rather pleasing about the thought. you know, one less wanna-be troll around here. God only knows we have more than we need around here, and only a couple of them are actually GOOD at it. The rest just come in behind the big boys with their silly pictures and "yeah, uh, what he said..." style. I think it would be a grand ol' time to watch a few get carried off by monster waves and be eaten by happy sharks.

Not likely to happen, but I can still dream......

 

Leave my home-boy alone!

 

Hey, I'm the bloody original hippy basher in this forum! Do not take away the title from me!

Do dream, for I am a rather good swimmer, and plus, my house is way too big to be moved by any water... plus, I live in the rich neighberhood of town, high by the mountain, no water will ever get here... plus, we can always rent a nice SUV and go to a hotel... so... keep on dreaming

 

Are you saying I'm just another flash-in-the-pan troll?

Right. So that's why the former HipForums Asshole Extrodinaire passed the torch to me when he left.

 

Ohh, if somehow by the ever-loving grace of god you were sucked away, not only would the forums be out one troll boy, but the world would have to deal with one less snotty rich boy! Woo hoo!

(kill the leader and the rest will scatter.)

LOL, is that title self proclaimed? Lodui seems a little bit better at it than you. Tencent used to be good, but he's been slacking lately. I put you just a fraction of a notch above him right now.

So, I guess that means we need to take out lodui instead. :H

 

Maybe he did, but you totally killed the flame.

For shame.

 

Really, bitch?

Trolling is more about ruthlessness and less about wit. I'm not here to make you laugh

 

yes

That's a good thing too, because you'd fail miserably.


I even went through the touble of finding you boys a troll pic. See how sweet I am?

 

What have you ever done for the world? What do you know of me that you want me out of it?

I personaly consider myself the greatest gift this world has ever gotten. You should bow at my feet, peasant. You are nothing compared to me. I am sure that I have achieved more in my life time than you can achieve in a hundred.

Who are you to wish me death? Even from the forum, I do more for this forum, contribute to so much more intellectual discussion that you do...

You are nothing.

 

The difference? Every image I post here with intent to flame I make myself. I google image search a picture, then put text on it with Paint.

 

You might be able to contribute a little more to the "intellectual discussions" if you could spell.

As for your accomplishments, I'm sure you like to think so. I don't believe that wacking off in front of your computer screen counts though.

 

Helpful tip: Don't criticize another person's grammatical errors when your posts are often laden with grammatical errors.

 

ohhh, you're so clever!

I might have done that as well, if i didn't have better things to do. I didn't feel you were worth the effort though.

Imagine that, this guy uses paint. You deserve a pat on the head.

 

You're on an internet forum in the middle of the night, and yet you claim to have better things to do. Like what? Sleep? Be my fucking guest. One less hollow-skulled fool on the internet for a few hours is always welcome.

 

Only an idiot (or a person that has nothing to say as a comeback) will start behaving as the "spelling police" on a forum.

As long as I do not spell like this: "I cat spel fr sheet"... Your brain should be able to process what I meant.

Waching off? Sure, cheers to that, it's always fun... but other than that... you could always count the fact that I fluently know 4 languages, and understand 10... or that I have been to half of the countries in the world... or that I have written proffesional articles and poems... or that I have affected one life after the next, or that I have saved a couple of lives in my day, and I can go on, and on here....