What's you favorite marijuana song?

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  1. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVfE_-ZJAxc"]YouTube- The Great Smoke Off

    In the laid back California town of sunny San Raphael
    Lived a girl named Pearly Sweetcake you probly knew her well
    Shed been stoned fifteen of her eighteen years and the story was widely told
    That she could smoke 'em faster than anyone could roll
    Her legend finally reached New York that Grove Street walk-up flat
    Where dwelt The Calistoga Kid a beatnik from the past
    With long browned lightnin fingers he takes a cultured toke
    And says Hell I can roll 'em faster Jim than any chick can smoke
    So a note gets sent to San Raphael For the Championship of the World
    The Kid demands a smoke off well bring him on says Pearl
    I'll grind his fingers off his hands he'll roll until he drops
    Says Calistog I'll smoke that chick till she blows up and pops
    So they rent out Yankee Stadium and the word is quickly spread
    Come one come all who walk or crawl price just two lids a head
    And from every town and hamlet over land and sea they speed
    The world's greatest dopers with the Worlds greatest weed
    Hashishers from Morocco hemp smokers from Peru
    And the Shamnicks from Bagun who puff the deadly Pugaroo
    And those who call it Light of Life and those that call it boo
    See the dealers and their ladies wearing turquoise lace and leather
    See the narcos and the closet smokers puffin all together
    From the teenies who smoke legal to the ones who've done some time
    To the old man who smoked reefer back before it was a crime
    And the grand old house that Ruth built is filled with the smoke and cries
    Of fifty thousand screaming heads all stoned out of their minds
    And they play the national anthem and the crowd lets out a roar
    As the spotlight hits The Kid and Pearl ready for their smokin' war
    At a table piled up high with grass as high as a mountain peak
    Just tops and buds of the rarest flowers not one stem branch or seed
    Maui Wowie Panama Red and Acapulco Gold
    Kif from East Afghanistan and rare Alaskan Cold
    Sticks from Thailand Ganja from the Islands and Bangkok's Bloomin' Best
    And some of that wet imported shit that capsized off Key West
    Oaxacan tops and Kenya Bhang and Riviera Fleurs
    And that rare Manhatten Silver that grows down in the New York sewers
    And there's bubblin' ice cold lemonade and sweet grapes by the bunches
    And there's Hersheys bars and Oreos 'case anybody gets the munchies
    And the Calistoga Kid he sneers and Pearley she just grins
    And the drums roll low and the crowd yells go and the worlds first Smoke Off begins
    Kid flicks his magic fingers once and zap that first joints rolled
    Pearl takes one drag with her mighty lungs and woosh that roach is cold
    Then The Kid he rolls his Super Bomb thatd paralyze a moose
    And Pearley takes one super hit and slurp that bomb defused
    Then he rolls three in just ten seconds and she smokes 'em up in nine
    And everybody sits back and says this just might take some time
    See the blur of flyin fingers see the red coal burnin bright
    As the night turns into mornin and the mornin fades to night
    And the autumn turns to summer and a whole damn year is gone
    But the two still sit on that roach-filled stage smokin' and rollin' on
    With tremblin hands he rolls his jays with fingers blue and stiff
    She coughs and stares with bloodshot gaze and puffs through blistered lips
    And as she reaches out her hand for another stick of gold
    The Kid he gasps Goddamn it bitch there's nothin' left to roll
    Nothin left to roll screams Pearl Is this some twisted joke
    I didn't come here to fuck around man I come here to smoke
    And she reaches cross the table and grabs his bony sleeves
    And she crumbles his body between her hands like dried and brittle leaves
    Flickin' out his teeth and bones like useless stems and seeds
    And then she rolls him in a Zig Zag and lights him like a roach
    And the fastest man with the fastest hands goes up in a puff of smoke
    In the laid-back California town of sunny San Raphael
    Lives a girl named Pearly Sweetcake you probly know her well
    She's been stoned twenty-one of her twenty-four years and the storys widely told
    How she still can smoke 'em faster than anyone can roll
    While off in New York City on a street that has no name
    There's the hands of the Calistoga Kid in the Viper Hall of Fame
    And underneath his fingers there's a little golden scroll
    That says Beware of Bein' the Roller When There's Nothin' Left to Roll


    (not the best vid, it bleeps out shit, but it takes a damn long time to listen to this song to find the best so, yeah. im lazy. so lazy "i got stoned and i missed it" which is another shel silverstein song i love. also, the lyrics are not true to the recording, but they are close, and again, im lazy, and dont feel like editing them)

     
  2. Ahmad Rashad

    Ahmad Rashad SenĂ³r Member

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rie2UzOY7_I&feature=youtube_gdata"]YouTube- Devin The Dude - Zeldar

    and

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1x4kxu2XUo&feature=youtube_gdata"]YouTube- Bone Thugs N Harmony - Budsmokers Only
     
  3. PurpByThePound

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QJIIvDV02A"]YouTube- Wiz Khalifa - Smokin Good

    im a cigarillo fiend, smokin weed like its oxygen
    roll a lot of skunk, need some blunts - get two boxes in

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbPW6bSzFVs"]YouTube- Still Blazin-Wiz Khalifa(Downloadable)

    im on a wiz stint. most of his songs are good for blunt music

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-7FD9P2D-I"]YouTube- Andre Nickatina - Smoke Dope and Rap
     
  4. PurpByThePound

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    and now seeing how my man b.o.b is all popular and shit, you guys should know his GOOD shit

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q-F45zCBMQ"]YouTube- b.o.b. - Middle Of The Day - Hi! My Name Is B.O.B. (Mixed B
     
  5. Mr.Writer

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    you kids with your hip hop :cool:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F5C0rrncXE"]YouTube- Black Sabbath - Sweet Leaf

    ALRIGHT NOW! WONT YOU LISTEN? :sifone:

    (actually my first vote would go to Nelly - niggas gettin high, but youtube doesn't have it :()
     
  6. mindbender62

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  7. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oav-eUmy3zI"]YouTube- Get Ready
    or
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cNFGjtGlrU"]YouTube- Jimmie's Chicken Shack - High
     
  8. 420MAN

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW3KdYm1gS8"]YouTube- Country Joe and the Fish - Bass Strings (trippy pics/Psychedelic rock.)
     
  9. tree_beard95

    tree_beard95 Banned

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  10. PurpByThePound

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyDqoLimejg"]YouTube- Luniz - I Got 5 On It Lyrics
     
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