What's your chinese zodiac?

I'm a water something. But I just read my chinese horoscope and it's like the opposite of me. So that's how I know it's bullsh*t.

But I am a professional astrologer, I use the Western and Eastern (but not Asian) horoscopes to cast actual charts, which give real insight.

 

I'm a fire bunny. I'm also a Leo (another fire sign). They both describe me well at certain times, and I think they balance each other out quite well.
I like this site: http://www.usbridalguide.com/special/chinesehoroscopes/Rabbit.htm

 

Tell it to the pope.