What's your Morning Routine Liek?

I woke up at 6:00 p.m. today and started my routine, I have the most hectic sleep schedule in the universe. It's just that wake-up routine sounds a tad odd. I'm guessing yours involves some form of THC inhalation?

 

When possible, which isn't as often as it used to be, due to unemployment

 

I'm usually up at 5 am, in the motor pool by six, and out on mission by 7:30.

Day off today though, hells yeah.

 

I have very little of a morning routine. Mostly get up go pee, see what the child needs, figure out food of some sort.

Anything else depends on what day it is, how late I slept -assuming I slept at all,
if hubby is home.

 

*Wake up
*stumble out of bed
*walk to the bathroom...sit on the toilet and piss
*put on my bra and pj's
*take my dog outside so she can piss and shit
*fix breakfast - either toast or cornflakes
*drink coffee
*brush my teeth
*exercise
*shower
*post resume online, change into street clothes and take my resume to various places or fill out applications.

 

Right now: Wake up at 10 in the morning, brush teeth, shower exc.
Grab a muffin and some tea and sit on the computer.

In about 3 weeks: Wake up 6 in the morning to an annoying old fashioned alarm clock, bitch in my head about how cold it is, make sure my mom is awake so that she gets me to school on time, miss breakfast, get paranoid about whether or not i finished all of my homework, freak out because my mom went back to sleep, wake her up, leave to school 15 minutes late, walk into class late, have 30 people all turn to look at me while i come in and whisper some bullshit, and get a slip that i have saturday school for my for all of my tardies (only 4 and you get 4 hours of sat school).

 

Wake up. Piss. Go back to bed. Wake up. Piss. Go back to bed. Wake up. Piss. Stay Up and then whatever I feel like doin seeing as i'm unemployed lol

 

i dont really do the same thing every day
but i wake up in me and the boyfriends house,
i clean a lil bit, feed mogley the kitten, take the puppy, when my boyfriend is on his way to work he drops me to my ma's , so i bring the puppy there, have a cup of tea, have breaky, i like Special K... go on the internet, have a shower , get dressed etc. go back on here.. and then i duno, its random from then

 

Wake up, take a leak, eat oat meal while browsing forums, have a protein shake, pack lunch unless I did so the night before, brush my teeth. Pack my bag if I'm training after work.

 

When I'm working: wake up about 2PM, have a piss, have some breakfast, browse the internet for a couple of hours, smoke a few bowls/have a few ciders/both, then head out to work at 10PM.

On my days off: wake up about 11AM, roll over and go back to sleep, then do a line or two of ketamine and head out to see what the day's got to offer.

 

no eggs

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

A fate worse than death.

 

i wake up at about 7 am. toilet. make coffee. feed kitty. heat iron and set up the ironing board. iron me and my man's clothes for the day. do dishes while waiting for him to get out of the shower. smoke a cig. shower. maybe wash my hair if i feel like it. maybe put on makeup if i'm bored. maybe eat if i feel like it. and then we drive to work.

 

When I wake up, I'll usually put my alarm on snooze for another five to ten minutes before I stagger out of bed. Then I'll trip over a washing basket, or a vacuum, or a pet. But as long as I can have a nice warm shower first thing, I'm set.

After the shower, I'll brush my teeth, get dressed, put some volume spray stuff in my hair, brush it, ruffle it up a bit, then come out into the kitchen, might eat an apple or banana for brekkie , a glass of milk or orange juice and then go about my business.

 

Well, it's 2:20pm and I've been awake for about 10 minutes. So far, I've eaten a brownie and done nothing else. I'm about to go piss though, then I'll go smoke a cigarette and drink a glass of milk

 

i normally down a bunch or coffee, a bunch of speed, sit on my ass and read the paper, then i take my pet ferret jogging with me

 

I got up at 5:30, it's 7:30 now, I'll be going out soon to grab some brekkie, hash browns, scrambled eggs, bacon and a glass of OJ.

 

Wake up between 11 and 2, take a piss, clean me teeth, have a breakfast and read the newspaper. Then my day truly begins.

 

I've been waking up at 2 pm lately...So I don't really have a true morning routine

 

at 6:10 I get up, take a shower, comb my hair, gel the hell out of it to give myself that hipster douchebag look. I have a breakfast, which I don't have routine for, sometimes I get kolaches, sometimes I make something, sometimes I skip breakfast if it's a weekend, brush my teeth after breakfast.

I see the rising sun while still naked and scream 'I am.' NBA shorts and a t-shirt because I'll get dirty.

I budget in about ten minutes of watching the news, and checking CNN, which is all the news I limit myself to now. Fuck those people.Then I go to work whenever because I'm a volunteer. Almost always 7.

Then I drive to work.