What's Your Personal Ad?

posthypnotic self delusional seeks misogynistic pleasures. will bring rubber donkey fuckers u bring large grapes and self warming lube. also enjoys kiestering ducks in diapers the odd pimento loaf and anything sharp. have you ever wanted to jump rope with sumones intestines? im your man please call me at 5217 east mission street ill be wearing a crushed burgandy tanktop with elastic suction cups. you bring a sense of humor and 15 stale tampons.

 

my name is fruitopia and im pea-sed to meet you...i like rock finding and i have a sand collection, i like weeding gardens, clipping hedges and sipping on smoothies. does anyone else share these interests...dont think im boring, i have much more to offer. i have a good aim (meoaw), and my arrows bound to shoot your heart! Call me Now! No i mean it NOW...