What's Your Special Secret Super Power?

I actually can.
It pisses me off though.
My ass is huge but I have no hips so I look retarded.
We found out I could do that after I tried to dive into the skating pool on a skateboard while wasted and I thought I knew what I was doing and i landed on my hip and was laying face down on the ground laughing and my friend put his water bottle on my ass and it stayed there and didn't fall for like 20 minutes, then i stood up and walked to lay down in the grass,lol

 

How hard can it be to balance a glass of water on your ass? Do you mean standing up?

 

I have a tongue like Gene Simmons.

 

My cock can turn into a tongue.

 

Gene Simmons wishes he had a tongue like mine AND IT"S PIERCED.

 

I'm Jesus

 

I've got jesu's cock genes.

 

o basiclly you are a mythical figure that morons believe in and think you need are money?

 

hey! a lotta really great people believe in jesus, too. and it's "our," not "are."


anyway, i'm capable of refusing to get excited when the rah rah sorts are trying to work up a crowd.

 

Actually i believe jesus existed i just don't think of him like most "christians" do. I believe he was a man that reached somethign called the christ conciousness, then was obviously martyred and been USED ever since.

 

Are you here in America legally or are you a wetback? :H


Hotwater

 

i always imagine him cringing, getting annoyed, turning some water into wine to get him through the frustration....

 

can you imagine his mother *L* DAMN IT JESUS STOP STANDING ON THAT WATER AND TAKE YOUR BATH!!!!!!

 

As Samuel L Jackson pointed out in Die Hard 3 “He said Hey Zeus, not Jesus”



Hotwater

 

even better:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrlederhosen/4988356/

 

i want a copy of sam jackson and james earl jones' reading of the bible. might actually make it fucking badass.

 

I can suck the happiness out of anyroom just by walking into it.

 

whoa. you're right!

 

:lol:

That is the best superpower I can think of.