What's your stupidest childhood memory?

haha RANDY TRAVIS

the only song i know of his is Three Wooden Crosses, cause it was written by a guy from the city here [or so i've been told] and it is about 3 roadside crosses by a shrine near here...but then it was changed into more of a Christian song [or so I've been told] either way, the song rules

 

OFF TOPIC!


fred penner is a genious


i mean the cat came back, wow! (im talking about the whole animation, not jsut the song)

 

and the sandwhiches song :rolleeys:

 

I had a Mullet!

 

awwww
gosh

post a picture!

 

this was after the mullet

I found pictures of giant weed plants in my family album but i think my parents took them out recently cause i cant find em

 

if bur gets his bangs in a lighter then boom mullet

 

I dont know why but the white in burbot's hair always bugged me... so i got rid of it ha

 

I used to have hair like this...in grade 10

 

so did my ska lovin girl freind

 

so did scout from the "to kill a mockingbird" movie

 

when i was five i only used one pillow bu i wanted to be like a big person and stack a couple pillows up on top of each other and read under the lamp.....well the pillows were touching the lamp and they caught on fire...i was in my parents room and i threw the pillows in their closet to hide them, ran out and locked the door behind me....then i went and sat in my dads lap to pretend everything was alright.....then when he thought he smelled fire i went and hid in my bathroom, then when theyc ouldnt find me they were scared cause they thought the house was on fire so they started tearing up the house looking for me AND the fire
!.......dayamn......BEAT THAT STORY....anyways...i just caught all there clothes on fire and nothing else lol...peace

 

if you were my kid id smack you

 

when i was 15 i had sex with my girlfreind in my little tow along trailer , i coverd the lamp with a shirt (i thought that was romance ) half way into it i smelled smoke and yes it was the shirt . I put it out and threw it on the chair
and turned out the light .After we were done i turned on the light to find us ingulfed in smoke and the shirt had burnt through the cushions , boyt i was drunk and it was my uncles little trailor , i never heard the end of that

i must have been so drunk to not notice the smoke filling up

 

sucky

 

awwwww
i was right

 

i time me and my cousin were eating chereos for breakfast but we wanted the cool cereal.i think it was lucky charms.so we through th cereal down the toilet so his parents wouldn't see it in the trash.well the cereal didn't really flush so yeah.we got yelled at for wasting food.i was sad.

 

when I was 16 I had a potatoe not only explode in the microwave, but explode in a flaming ball of starchy death....


I don't know how it happened, I punched holes in it....

 

yeah...my brother ate too many raw potatoes once and you know what happen....they don't stay so long in ya

 

My uncle once ate a bunch of rhubarb leaves thinking they were spinach from watching popeye