What's your turn on?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Peanuts, Aug 30, 2004.

  1. Bug_Man

    Bug_Man Banned

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    Well, ya gotta be more specific as to where cause I ain't gonna lick ya from head to toe.
     
  2. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Well bogsy, if i need to tell ya where, than you must be slower than me :D
     
  3. Bug_Man

    Bug_Man Banned

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    That is not possible.
     
  4. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    :D hahahaha, hmmmm well stranger things have happened...
     
  5. novarys

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    i love it when i can smell a man's cologne when he's hugging me, so long as it's not unbearable.

    men who are on the chubby side, men who are real skinny and real into working out and care too much about a 6pack just doesn't do anything

    when my neck is tickled and my hair played with,

    when poetry is read to me,

    seceret all knowing glances/smiles
     
  6. mystical_shroom

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    good luck on trying to find a man to do that :D
     
  7. novarys

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    yeah i know, but its happened before and it was great. but i can still dream right? ;)
     
  8. Bug_Man

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    My balls sag like moose nuts
    After I bang you.

    Does it do anything for you?
     
  9. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    Yeah that's pretty hard to find for the ladies. Most guys like that already have boyfriends.
     
  10. mystical_shroom

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    hahaha :D
    that was well constructed there bogs...that deserves a thumbs up
     
  11. novarys

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    :D impressive poem, do you do that often? or was this just to impress the ladies?
     
  12. juicy_redgirl

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    nice hands and teeth
    Gravity cologne
    oh and car rides
     
  13. mystical_shroom

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    huh?
    do you mean the type of car they have? or taxi's turn you on...
    what if they had a pinto, you wouldnt like someone cause of their car...
     
  14. mystical_shroom

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    nevermind i am retarded, i know now that you mean car rides turn you on...
     
  15. schatzi

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    Andy!!! ;)
     
  16. mystical_shroom

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    Andy Dick?
     
  17. schatzi

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    NO!!! My Andy (the guy I'm gonna marry!!) :D
     
  18. mystical_shroom

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    oh okay, kind of scared me there :D sorry..hehe
     
  19. dhs

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    hate to break it to you, but my name's not andy
     
  20. juicy_redgirl

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    That cracked me up.
     

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