When a girl asks the dreaded Am I fat?

Ive never asked someone.
I can see myself just fine, why ask someone else?
Anyway..
If someone asks me, (which they dont)
I say theyre not fat.

If you ask someone, then you've got to be prepared to get a yes, otherwise you dont care; you're just fishing for compliments. And that bugs me more than anything. Plus fat girls dont talk about how fat they are, not unless its just slightly overweight.

 

I don't think I've ever seriously asked anyone, it bugs me when people do so I guess thats why I don't.

If someone asks me, I just tell them if they look good or not.

 

This thread has inspired me to get on the treadmill.

 

I've never asked someone if I was or am fat cause I don't really give a poop if I am or not... I go by how I feel and what I see, not what other's see or think of me.. And when someone asks me if they are fat I always say no, you're obese... I just get annoyed when people ask me if they are fat because frankly I don't care and even if I say no because they are not, it's not like they will listen to me anyways they will just go on and think they are fat, well fine now you can think you are obese...

 

I just say it like it is, if she's fat, she's fat, deal with it. I hate entertaining people just for the sake of it.

 

tell her to go look in the mirror

 

do guys ask sometimes if they are fat..?....But Guys ask if their balls are small or smelly, and that can get really old, really fast...

 

I dont really ask Am I fat? I know when Im fat and I'll tell you.

 

i don't ask this question, either. i tell my husband i am fat and says, "no you're not honey, you just have a little extra." he's so sweet

 

The moment a woman asks this question to you the only logical thing to do is to pull out your penis and immediately retort with the same question.

Proudly hold it in your hand look her dead in the eye and say;

"I don't know, am I fat?"

She will probably forget her original query, and if she doesn't call the cops you got yourself a keeper!

 

I don't know what I look like. Honestly. I focus on my problem areas, I never really just look at my reflection. In fact I stay away from mirrors and pictures.

But like you I've never asked that question wanting to know about my overall look. I just need to know if I'm gaining weight or if my clothes are less than flattering.

 

i haven't been asked. i have been present when female friends claimed to be fat, and i either disagreed if they were not fat, or just remained silent if they actually were.

 

I lie because if a girl can't take that kind of honesty she's a douche!

 

if someone random asks me if they are fat, whether they are skinny or not I just say shutup.

when a family member asks me, I'm honest.. just because all of them are relatively thin so if they do look chubby I think they should know and stop eating so much

it's funny though, I grew up living with two sisters and a mom, so everyone was constantly asking eachother this question. and I had one of those mothers who was like "priscilla stop stuffing your face or you're gunna end up looking like rosie o'donnel"

weight talk has never been a 'sensitive subject'.. if I was gaining weight, I'd prefer someone to let me know

 

In this situation, shock value works well, also changing the subject. For example...

Q: Am I fat?
A: Only in the titties.

or

Q: Am I fat?
A: I had sex with your sister once, but it's cool because I hadn't met you yet.

It works, try it.

 

What if she doesnt have a sister?
What if she only has a brother? < for you.

 

I'd tell her .... Hey things could be worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsR86AJU7lU


Hotwater

 

The she most certainly has a mom

 

lol..

 

Don't you mean a sow


Hotwater