When I hear the word 'church'

its a Crutch..

 

Now that's my kind of church! :drool5: I'm actually a member of the Kentucky Fried denomination, but that's close enough.

 

Yeah, but I have a lot of 'switch off' words/sentences:

should

marriage

boyfriend

girlfriend

date

phone number

good

bad

positive

liberal

conservative

moderate

nice

 

isnt it lent ... give me that fillet of fish give me that fish...

 

people still follow lent? i thought that was a high school thing.

 

Church’s fried chicken is like going to real church only without the pews, benches, altar boys, candles, confessionals, stain glass windows, convocation, the organ, and the priests; otherwise they’re exactly the same



Hotwater

 

Are you saying that little boys get fucked in the ass there?
:rofl:

 

Let me reword that; and without the pedophile priests


Hotwater

 

Thanks for the original omission. It was funnier that way.

 

we served that at our wedding reception. we forgot about all the dietary restrictions for the adventists in the seats...

lookie there, i combined chicken, cheese AND church in one little post. admittedly it's missing the zing of the pedophile priest commentary, but that's old news now anyway....do i win?

 

I've found that some churches are better than others because they are made up of people, and people are all flawed.

My favorite kind (method?) of church is the old-school version where you get together with other believers in your living room and worship the Most High.

 

Haha. Yeah whatever....dudet.

Personally me and my friends like to drive around getting baked yelling at kids "Go to Church!"

 

there's a very hip church here in town that gives me the heebie jeebies. it's a big money church, where all the hip cats go to sing songs about jesus then cuss out the traffic when they pull out. not my kinda church.

 

That's being pretty vague. Denomination?

 

unitarian. i went to a unitarian church with my MIL in farmington once, but it wasn't my digs. it was all jesus songs and no real discussion. but people showed up, did the pretty, paid their money and walked away no more informed than they were when they went in.

like i said, i like a different sort of church.

 

Going to church is so soothing.
I'd like to attend a Latin Mass. It'd be fun. Okay, not fun fun, but you know what I mean.

 

ooh. i like those, too. very meditative.

 

I'll just stay at home and listen to Dead can Dance & Lisa Gerrard.

 

I went to an Evangelical church once and sat there listening to everyone being told that if they are struggling with the sin of homosexuality, then they needed to be strong and keep praying to get through it

Surprisingly the synagogues I have been to weren't all that bad in comparison!

 

ugh. not my scene, either.