When old becomes new

Old horses become new glue!

 

Old people become new handbags.

 

Really? I'm glad I don't buy leather....yuck...I had no idea....

 

Not all old people become handbags really, some become sweaters.

 

Well...that's good to know. I want to become an umbrella....the kind with the little duck head on the handle...

 

Why bury or burn dead people when you can use them for so many other things?

 

ever heard of ed gein?

 

That's a great idea! We could start up our own business! You can be the CEO, and I'll be the fiesty vixen spokesmodel....

 

Nope, but I think that is a very hilarious name (pun intended if you know Dutch).

 

As long as I do not have to do anything I am fine with that.

 

CEOs never do anything! They just take all the money from the people that do....that's how it works here in America...

 

So it is just like being on welfare, only you get more?
I think I am starting to like America.

 

well the guy would kill people and make their faces into masks, he would also rob graves and take certain parts of bodies, he upholstered a couple of chairs with human skin, made a bed with skulls on the bed posts, used skulls as cups and bowls, he also had a woman's torso that he would parade around in.....oh yeah, he had a belt made out of women's nipples
if you've ever seen silence of the lambs...buffalo bill was loosely based on ed gein....

 

haha..it's pretty much like that, except you don't have to be black...



*ducks in case of P.C. attack*

 

He sounds like my dad.

 

Eew...that is incredibly disgusting.I've never seen that movie, though...why would his name be funny if you know Dutch?

 

Not that funny really, but 'gein' mean something like 'fun'.

 

Oh...that's a litle anticlimactic....

 

I am terribly sorry for that anti-climax.
How can I make it up with you?

 

You shouldn't have to ask...