Where did I go wrong here?

She should've known that giving you an IOU meant that you might actually want a real blowjob. Lol. If she didn't want to blow you, she should have said so, and perhaps drawn some boundaries for the IOU. But 'you can have anything you want, I'll even put it in my mouth, but I won't suck it?' That's just cruel. Lmao. And all you said was 'I think you're supposed to suck it or something.' I think she overreacted. It's not like you grabbed her head and said 'suck it, bitch.'

 

oh dear, has she given you good blow jobs in the past and or great sex maybe something was up with you, like hygeine, maybe it was bad timing guys that just lay there are as boring as girls that do the same. maybe you could ask her what was going on? you could have started something else, got her horny and then got your IOU have another try

 

lol this sounds like a comedy novel.

sorry bro dont know what to tell ya.

 

Some ladies need a "sucking a dick for dummies.

 

give her some amazing head and then say "my turn" and if she doesnt do it right be like "YOU OWE ME BITCH" and she cant just walk away hahaha

 

maybe she like wanted you to jack off in her mouth or something... but seriously man women are weird, i know for a fact. theyre ways are inexplainable

 

if you try something you are unsure of and fail, embarassment is a common result.
when you are born you know nothing about sex. many people try to have sex without watching a porno, or asking the questions. It can end in disaster.

 

This is seriously probably the best thread I've seen. Ever.

Someone sticky this.




And I send my condolences to you.

 

How did this end?

 

C'mon, PharmaPhunk....

 

dont leave us hanging dude

 

lol everything worked out perfectly, better then I expected actually. The next day I get a call and I'm expecting this whole dramatic rambling but instead she says she wants to try again. And let me just say internets, she did a much better job! To this day I wonder how she got so much better, I like to think she invited some friends over and they watched an erotic movie while practising on house hold items.

 

well im glad it worked out for ya

 

practice makes perfect, or almost. don't forget to give her feedback on techniques.