Where Do The Demons Dwell?

I’ve seen things that could pass for demons on the astral plane, most call them “shadow people.” Never seen that Satan fellow though, he is as real to me as the Christian or Muslim god is.

 

Hi everyone, name's Bob, and I'm a Demon.

*Hi Bob*

I've been a Demon for, oh, 2800 years this April, and I just wanted to clear some things up.

Often people ask me, "Bob The Demon, where is it you reside? What are your plans and daily activities?"

Usually I would devour the soul of such a one who pesters me with foolish queries, but today I'd like to clear the air a bit.

I reside in a small town outside Toronto, Canada, in an apartment. I can't give you my address, because I don't want any weirdos visiting me.

My plans are to continue working on my Masters' in Archeology, and to one day be the first to uncover the old bones of my ancestors, hooves and all.

My daily activities are pretty boring, stuff like riding my bike, trying to eat healthy, watching Ellen (love Ellen!), and plotting the spiritual demise of all mankind.

Anyways, hope this clears some things up, and I'll leave the floor now for any others who wish to introduce themselves. God bless.

 

LoL, love it!

 

Just behind you, over your left shoulder...

 

LOL, Ty...yeah, they do seem to follow me from place to place....but I can just flick them off now.....

 

Throw salt at them...

 

There have been many studies over the centuries into demons, their actions and their dwelling places. it has come to the attention of most of

those that consider these studies very informational that they dwell:

































IN YO MAMA!

 

The universe is home to many beings. I would imagine that demons dwell where they find it most hospitable.

 

where there is sulfur smell

 

Snake demon in yo' pants?

 

In the minds of hucksters. Good living to be made scaring the shit outta' people. Especially if you can make them believe that you have-----------------THE ANSWER.

Although, I suppose you could say that ISIS, Boko Haram and several other death cults are possessed by something. Demon as metaphor, I reckon.

 

I've been known to release a few demons from my anus from time to time.

 

When they're not flying about they live in my pockets. It's not that I want them there; they're just impossible to keep out.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEdKcblmctA

 

It depends on your perception.

Some say they dwell in the Black man
Some say they dwell in the Jewish man
Some say they dwell in the White man
Some say they dwell in the the Asian, Muslim, Christian, Catholic, Nazis, Jihadist, Politician, Banker and on and on

Truth is, they dwell in all of us. It is up to us (Mankind) whether to unleash them or not

 

That is correct. People invite demons into thier lives by calling on the dead, satanic music, satan worshipping, tarot cards, astrology

 

Or by taking you seriously

 

This is a rough paraphrase of the "Book Of Enoch", a document which purports to tell of how the "Watchers" ( an order of evil angels led by Semjaza/Satan) "civilized" men!