Caution: Heavy sarcasm to follow. Please read with caution. .-·º¨°×x¤**¤x×°¨º·-..-·º¨°×x¤**¤x×°¨º·-..-·º¨°×x¤**¤x×°¨º·-. Everyone else is a bad driver. The slow driver in front of me is an idiot; the fast driver behind me is a maniac. Nobody uses his turn signal and he does it just to piss me off. I wish I had a turret-mounted cannon on my car so I could shoot out the tires of all those people who clearly don't know how to drive. How dare they not drive EXACTLY LIKE ME!!!!! So many people out there just need to be pulled out of their still running cars and beaten to a merry little pulp just for daring to suggest they can drive. Hell- why stop there... some pedestrians should be done in as well! Why stop at merely making it legal to run down some people? There should be a bounty placed on the heads of some. Open season on jaywalkers! Fuckheads who press the crosswalk button then run across without waiting for the signal need to be fed into woodchippers! Now, aren't you glad I am licensed to propel two tons of glass and steel down thoroughfares at lethal speeds?
OLD PEOPLE If I see someone cut me off or run a red light or run over a curb, chances are pretty good it's an old person. It's funny how they drive so slowly yet are so dangerous. After old people, I'd have to say teenagers. But I tend to blame most thing on teenagers.
the other day me and my friend were rushing to get to the movies on time, it was very slightly wet outside we kept getting behind assholes going 20 and under every single time, it was some nerdy looking or yuppie ass white dude
Winter drivers are the worse. And out of that group is some 30 year old guy, high on testosterone and adrenalin, driving through a snowstorm in his brand new four-wheel drive SUV I love driving past them in the winter as they're being towed out of a snow bank (ah, there is a God) Hotwater
kids seriusly 1st time behind the wheel i was doin 155mph & nearly smeared a motorcyclist who pulled out ahezad of me..like 1/2 mile ahead almost..but still nearly made him a stain kids get behind the wheel & its just go fast as u can.. yea prove u got balls..race anyone who revs theyre engine yup..kids are the worse & i sure was bad when i was 1
my theory is that anyone who can not function well in society can not drive i.e. assholes, really nerdy people, most elderly, foreigners, 'ghetto' blacks (get in trouble for using the word I wanted to), etc.
I think we mean colours of the rainbow not race. white is not actually a colour and neither is black. Black and white appear at opposite ends of the spectrum. Worst colour for driving has to be illuminous colours that you get when there is unexpected road works. sometimes the lights shine on this illuminous thing and reflects badly causing the beam to be stronger.