white leather

i could go for a white leather belt...that'd be cool

 

Fitzy... you're so... Pat Boone.

White leather is like an alligator wearing a human skin. The other alligators want to walk up to him, smack the shit out of him and just say, "Why?"

 

you wont sit with me and eat Tings?

 

i have a hard time even sitting on leather furniture..

i had a dream about it the other night.. i sat on the floor. IT'S SKIN!

 

skin is awesome
i want a couch made with human skin...that'd be cool

 

so i shouldn't go buy those assless white leather pants then i guess

 

i only have clothes made from imitation of black leather

 

you better go buy a pair of those

 

no, that would be a horror greater than any can imagine.

 

pfft

 

you wouldn't be able to tell they were assless. it'd be so embarassing.

 

:lol:

'cept for the red smack marks

 

good point. dave hasn't quite gotten up the gumption to smack it hard enough to leave a mark, though. ahaha.

 

it rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again!

 

you lose points for lack of originality. i'm sorry, boog. this hurts me more than it hurts you.

 

Bullshit, she gains points for quoting TSOTL. That's a useful skill.

 

EVERYONE quotes TSOTL.

 

It's a cult of coolness.

 

it lost cult status years ago. it will only reach a sense of vague cult coolness again 15 years from now when it runs the same time limit of devotion as TRHPS.

 

however, quoting form teh evil dead, army of darkness and pulp fiction are still instantly cool and worth extra points.