chud: Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller. From the movie with the same name. I like your family house too, lillally. It's like the quaint old houses I loved seeing while passing through the Cotswolds years ago. I'm sure it has a different feeling growing up in than seeing for the first time as an adult.
I have a liver that can process enough hydrogen cyanide to kill a cow in less than two hours without so much as a headache. does that make me superhuman?