Who here speaketh francais?

Most of my teachers are anti-american,socialist, and activists!lol

Quoting my history teacher from last year:

"I cut my hair short, so that when I'm in a protest taht turns bad, the police can't pull my hair"

" It's good being small and skinny, you can run under the policemen's legs"

 

Hahaha... my teachers are like, the exact opposite of that.

And I'm always like "what the hell" because all of these people are buying "these colors don't run" and flags/yellow ribbons, support our troops magnets and stickers...

And most of them are made in China. wtf?

These people have no sense at all and it's kind of like beating jello with a hammer.

 

That's not a pretty sight. I did that once & all that came out of it was a ruined shirt and bacteria-infested jello.

 

poor shirt, poor jello!

 

Make sure it's vegan jello next time.

 

what's the difference between Vegan jello, and normal Jello???

 

No animal products or glycerin since regular jello is made of animal bones, skin, and fat.

 

Why are they called 'french fries' ? They have nothing to do with France. French Fries are actually Belgian.

 

I know... like the waffle fries.

 

"The congressmen were so pleased with themselves, they all started Freedom Kissing each other. In a related story, in France, American Cheese is now referred to as Idiot Cheese."
-Tina Fey

 

Hhahahahahhahaa

 

We had american cheese.?




Skelter: vive la belgique! les belges! et ces frites qui sont trop trop trop trop bonnesssssssssss!

 

trop trop?

 

trop trop trop.. to say it's really really really..good or anything else..

it's just our lil suburb way of speaking!^^

I'll teach you if you want!

All that "kiffer" "kaira"

 

It sounds somewhat like "drip drip drip" lol

 

Je ne sais pas...

Je suis un homosexuel de faire rage, m'entends hurler.

 

American and standard girls American
that we will be always held to the top and hello
we will always identify when we see that the flight ole glory
there is much men died
thus we can sleep in peace the night
when we establish our head
my dad was useful in the army where it lost his right eye
but it beat a house outside in our court until the day that it died
it wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and with me
to grow and live happy in the ground of the free one.
Maintain this nation which I like have fall below attack
A powerful sucker punch come flight inside
some share inside back soon as can see clearly through our large black eye
man, light up your world like 4th July
Uncle Sam SAM Put your name above its list
and rule freedom begin shake its fist
and eagle steal and there be go to hell
hen you hear mother freedom beginning sound its bell
and itll feel like totality broad world being rain downwards on you
Ahhh bring you courtesy red white and blue
Ohhh justice being be useful and battle make rage this
the large female dog fight when you click its camp
and you will be that sorry that you dirtied with the United States of A.
' causes we will put a boot in your donkey
that it is name of Uncle Sam Could
American in manner he your to the top of its list
and the statue of freedom started to shake its fist and the eagle will fly
and it will have hell when you hear that beginning of freedom of mother sounding its to feel bell
and of it'll as the broad world of totality rains downwards on you
brought the courtesy of white and blue
Uhhh red
Ohhh of red, white Ohhh and blue
Uhhh Ohh OH of my red, white and blue


hahahahhaah... I decided to look up the dictionary.com translator and put in Toby Keith lyrics and translate from English to French and back to English.

American Girls and American Guys
We'll always stand up and salute
We'll always recognize
When we see Ole Glory Flying
There's a lot of men dead
So we can sleep in peace at night
When we lay down our head

My daddy served in the army
Where he lost his right eye
But he flew a flag out in our yard
Till the day that he died
He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me
To grow up and live happy
In the land of the free.

Now this nation that I love
Has fallen under attack
A mighty sucker punch came flying in
From somewhere in the back
Soon as we could see clearly
Through our big black eye
Man, we lit up your world
Like the 4th of July

Hey Uncle Sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the Statue of Liberty
Started shaking her fist
And the eagle will fly
And there's gonna be hell
When you hear Mother Freedom
Start ringing her bell
And itll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Ahhh Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue

Ohhh Justice will be served
And the battle will rage
This big dog will fight
When you rattle his cage
And you'll be sorry that you messed with
The U.S. of A.
'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass
It's the American way

Hey Uncle Sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the Statue of Liberty
Started shaking her fist
And the eagle will fly
And there's gonna be hell
When you hear Mother Freedom
Start ringing her bell
And itll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue

Uhhh Ohhh
Of the Red, White and Blue
Ohhh Ohh Oh
Of My Red, White and Blue

I can't stand Toby Keith.

 

...a bitch? Why am I mentioned in his song...?

I'll feed him tofu & make him have sex with a tree.