Who loves smooth balls?

Be careful. I don't want you to hurt yourself while you're outraged.

By the way, I've been known to be less than serious at times.

 

trust me. i'm not gonna hurt myself. but that was a rude thing to say! if you were kiddin, well whatever, but if you were serious... that's a whole 'nother story!

 

You'll be happy to know I haven't actually shaved mine in a fair amount of time, and they are currently festively fuzzy.

 

that's good to hear!

 

And good to taste! Here, have a sample.

 

Hah!
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You're trick-or-treating tonight right? That's the treat! Would you like another?

 

I'm a guy, and I like mine smooth. They feel great, smooth.