Who Pees In The Shower?!

So I don't need to worry about you accidentally peeing on the floor unless you're a human sniper

 

Ugh I have a 15 year old and I swear he hits everything but the toilet

 

How about just conscientious? I would normally make a crack of "well, maybe I am just closer to the target...." but I decided to be classy.

Bless you. I cured that once by handing him a mop, scrub brush and cleaner and that next time his girlfriend visited, she was to use that bathroom....amazing improvement.

 

I've peed on my chest in the shower just out of sheer kink. A while back though

 

How the hell did you do that??

 

Uh, I would like to take this time to apologize to all the showers I have ever “pee’d” in

 

I was young and kinky. I'd try anything pretty much.

 

Oh I understand that, I’m just trying to visualize how you accomplished this.

 

Just held my cock and aimed it at my chest. It worked. Got my piss all over me. Only did it once when alone. The wife would freak.

 

I tell myself I'm just saving water....it all goes to the same place. Plus I can perfect my aim for the holes in the shower drain....

 

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I find its always best to water nature, help the plants thrive

 

Growing up in a rural area it was very common to just pee where you were when out side. Most times it would take too long to get to the house to pee and then back to where you were working. Sometimes that even included being concealed along a bit of a not so traveled back road too. I still do pee outside even though I now live where there are neighbors closer by but now I make sure to be at least somewhat concealed when doing so. So peeing in the shower was just part of peeing when you needed to and I do so most times when showering

 

I think in nature then its fine to pee wherever you want just like the animals, to truly get in touch and blend with nature.

 

I definitely agree with you on being in touch with nature and SO MANY people have lost that touch of nature and it's honestly sad that they have. It doesn't help that society (manly here in the US) has become SO uptight about certain things that are just natural like nudity and peeing in nature

 

Its a natural right to love our bodies and not feel shame but we've lost that in the society we live in. Its natural to feel grass on our bare skin, to know the pleasure of sleeping outside in the sun, to explore the world around us uninhibited.

 

I really feel that if we ALL (mostly the US again) would be so much more open to being as we were to be, naked as much and/or where we wanted to be, there would be so much less people making such a big deal about it. Plus if people were visibly naked more there may even be a lot less rape because it would be so common to see men and women naked that would not be such a big deal seeing a naked body

 

Try this... weigh yourself before you shower, and weigh yourself after you dry off. It's a small but noticeable difference, and the difference is that EVERYONE pees in the shower. The relaxation of the warm water is just a natural reflex.

 

I didn't know we were allowed to post selfies

 

Make him clean the bathroom or just the area around the toilet when it's really pongy.
He won't like it and if you can make him realise that that smell is from him and his poor aim, he might do something about it.
Even back then, when I was young, I could never understand why my older siblings would leave the edge of the bowl and the floor wet. if I missed, I cleaned up right then.
(I knew my mum had enough to do with 4 boys in the house and how to get browny points lol).