A moo-moo with C cups? Them's some big udders... unless you're referring to your vast collection of saline and silicone implants. If you send me a photo make it a landscape or a night time city sky line.
I think it's the first time I've ever gotten Katie Holmes before...or Christina Ricci (who Daniel has had the hots for since he hit puberty...now I think I understand a whole lot more about his attraction to me. Haha!), but I get Drew Barrymore and Mena Suvari a whole lot. I'm like a billion celebrities rolled into one not-famous loser. haha
I used to work with a couple of gay men...picture a very large man putting up his leg and doing a Julia Roberts impression from Pretty Woman..."I've got a runner in my pantyhose..." He is hilarious...
Be honored that of the thousands of threads to choose from, yours was one of the thousands of threads selected for the deluxe derail.