who's the biggest freak in your neighborhood?

I don’t see him around anymore but when I was like in my early teens there was this creepy guy who rented a room in a house down the block from me. Well any way he was always a lil creepy and one day I was playing in the snow and he walked by and said to me in a thick Russian accent “ooooh precious it’s so cold precious”. I thought that was a lil weird, but as time went on I forgot about it, then years later I was getting on the train coming back from high school and I saw him again! He smiled and started to walk toward me and I like diverted from my intended path.

 

I had a neighbor turn around at the wrong moment, standing on the wrong part of the porch (didn't even know he COULD see from his porch...) and found me wandering through the living room wearing black lace lingerie and twirling a giant combat knife. We're in the slum area of town, where my husband routinely wears nice black suits and I wear black spandex (I'm a yoga junkie and a goth.) and lots of blades. My husband built a boat in the wood shop in the basement (Jokes we received led to us discovering NCIS.). I speak a few different languages, and being the only white family in a Latino area I keep trying to chat with my neighbors... getting nothing but funny looks.

At one point a few years ago, I caught some freak peeping in the window and aimed a crossbow at him through the glass from about 4 feet away. Never saw THAT dude again. Our sex life (me and hubby, Peeping Tom wasn't involved...) includes all manner of kink. Combined with the JuJitsu sparring in the living room, I'm not too surprised by the neighbors not wanting to talk to us. The landlord thinks we're awesome, though, since we don't get drunk or do drugs and we pay our rent on time.

I think the current rumors are that we are either Mafia assassins or the worst undercover INS agents ever. I wish I could hear the gossip. I am very curious. BUT while I am not the biggest freak in the neighborhood, I think my husband is.

 

I'm a jr freak here.... there are at least three that are freakier then I am...

But I'm gaining on them... lol

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LppS5LCY70c&feature=related"]YouTube - ‪Milkshake‬‏

 

No longer with us - but for yrs deserved to wear the moniker of "hoods freakiest freak"

'Easy Livin',> (Johnny C)

coolest hippie I ever knew ( RIP-EAZ > -08*04*1949-10*25*2010)

 

I Don't Like The Word Freak I Think It's Demeaning....

I Am However Happy To Describe Myself Like I Have In My Profile As "Just Mildy Eccentric",

And Yes I Do Tend To Differ From The Mob Of Sheep We Call Society, I Haven't Worn Shoes

For Years, Even In Mid Winter, And For The Last 22 Months I Have Been Growing Dreads

Using The Natural Method...:2thumbsup:

I Dress Well, And Always Showered, Shaved, And Smelling Nice Before I Go Into Town, But I'm

Sure When People See Me Walking Through A Puddle In Winter And Cracking The

Ice On The Top,Or Leaving Bare Foot Prints On The Snow Covered Footpaths, That Perhaps, Just Perhaps,

They Think This Guy Is Marching To The Beat Of A Different Drum....



Cheers Glen.

 

Not nearly as demeaning as being called normal

 

True...:2thumbsup:

I Have Told My Friends If They See Me Stepping Out Of A Beige Toyota

Camry, Wearing A Beige Cardigan, Short Hair, And Slip On Shoes...........

PLEASE DO ME A FAVOUR....AND SHOOT ME ON THE SPOT....



Cheers Glen.

 

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My neighbor living one floor under me is definitely the most freakiest neighbor I've ever had. Most of the time she is drunk and always screams at her husband for like no reason lol, and she fights with this other neighbor. Once the police came by our building coz someone was complaining coz once again she was going mad.. So she came out to the police BUTT NAKED and told them c'mon arrest me F* ing kaffirs [biggest insult for black people in south africa] and ya she was in prison for about 2 weeks ... and to this day she still goes psycho often.. Thank god I dont have any probs with her lol

 

well i dnt realy have a neighborhood as such im always on the move, but this one chick in the lodge i was stayed at last summer was f*ckin hot for me i could tell strait away - givin me the eyes, you no what i mean. Im a pretty open guy and she was smokin, so i let her no i was available. anyway next morning shes bangin down the door of my cabin tellin me i was drivin her crazy n if i didnt leave that day shed have set her husband on me. F*cked up shit! i was out of their fast, the husband was a big fella.

 

The guy that lives across and on the next block from me, he dresses like Michael Jackson, only comes out a few times a year. Sweep his front of his house, walks slowly.

Actually almost all of my neighbors never come outside, only to take out the garbage.

 

Me.I am a hippieshamanbuddhistwitchbhangrafanbollywoodfanjediknightninjapiratefreak.

 

at the age of 15? What else your going to be when you get older

 

me ha! ha!