who's the hottest?

i wish shed visit my room naked more often.

and the comparison is based on the difference of age yellowbellyhippy is a very very sexy 20somthing lady(mmmmmmmm, *drools like homer simpson*) and melissa <3's weed is a very very sexy younger girl. so each is at the top of their age group

 

Me too ;_;

 

id be happy to tell but i hate coming off as a whiney bitch, w/e i guess ill be a whiney bitch.

So it all started when my parents left, it was getting late so we knew they were up to no good. Lemme add, before this day, i thought they were off drugs, so it will hit me blind sided. Anyways, there gone for hours so me and my bro said..fuck this im looking in thier room to find whatever possible. So we come across this lock box that opens with a key. My bro struggles trying to pick the thing until i go in my room and find a mini tweezers, so i said what the hell, why not try it. So i give it to my bro to see if he can make it work..so about 10 seconds later we here a "click". Bingo. We opened that sucker. We found, my moms prescription of methadone(shes addcited to it, she needs every single methadone she gets, or she will get severley dope sick). So we find the bottle, and thats not it. Theres a plastic bag that contains something in it. What do we find? 4 fucking siringes(with blood in it), a dirty spoon, a ghetto bong, and some unwritten checks that she probably forges. So we get so pissed off..we steal 19 methadones from her(that was a cheap shot, but i was heated at the moment). So me and my bro pop 6 each and get fucked up and smoke alot of weed that night, my parents landed up coming home around 3 am.

Day 2. My parents are out till 12, and they get home. me and my bro fall asleep. He wakes up at 3am in the morning to take a piss, and notices my mom is gone. He goes back to sleep and wakes up at 6am(everything happens for a reason people) so he wakes up and notices my mom is in the bathroom, how suspicious. He tells her to get out right now because he wants to know whats goin on in there. So she takes like 3 minutes to actually open it, and here is where my bro takes action. He goes in the broom with her and takes her shirt to see what was in it(she was holding a shirt, and had a diff one one). So the shirt that she isnt wearing, my bro trys to grab it. What happens? My mom FREAKED out and started screaming for my dad to get the shirt back. So my bro runs in his room with his shirt and my dad is so pissed off, and is screamin GIMME THE FUCKING SHIRT NOW!!!! And my bro replies with something like "I WONT GIVE THIS UP FOR NOTHIN" So my dad knows my bro would fuck him up if he touched him, so he slams his door shut and leaves. Right after that happens, my mom runs in and goes " ill give ya 100, 200 dollars just gimme the fuckin shirt" And my bro replies with a simple "nope". She gets so pissed and just leaves the house with my dad. After my mom left, my bro searched that shirt and guess what we found? Bullseye. Crack, cocain. My parents then stay out all night and thats that.

And today is day 3, where my parents have been out for 8 hours and they wont pick up thier cell phone(never does anyways).

Weve had many fights like this one in the past, but this one was far by the worst simply because my 12 year old sister was totally aware of everything that was going on, unlike last time. She saw my moms crackpipe, my mom with her eyes wide open lying in her bed and who knows what else. How do you explain to your little innocent sister asks "David, whys moms eyes so wide open all the time, and why does she constantly sweat for no reason"? It fucking hurts to hear her ask me that.

Theres other minor details to this story ill add in. I elbowed threw her door when she lied about everything. I found her legit glass crackpipe, and smashed it. My mom claims she needs to go to a detox because she found out her methadone was stolen, and cried all night because she has only 5 to last her 10 days, when shes taking atleast 4 a day. Hmm..what else...My grandparents are getting sick over this because they love my parents so much and have been dealing with this drug shit for 20 years, not to mention there son(my moms bro) died of a heroin overdose, anyways they live with me who basically raised me and shows TRUE love for me, who cooks for me whenevr i want, whenever i need a ride somewhere i always can count on my grandfather, no matter what, wants the best for me, w/e it may be, i can count on my 77 year old grandparents who worked there entire life just to watch there childeren do drugs. So the only thing they want when they die, is to know we wont be anything like them.

So yes, that concludes this episode of smokindudes life. Tune in next time...

*Sneak Preview*..will smokindudes dad get thrown out of the house? Sure looks like it. (the only reason my grandparents wont throw out my mom is because its there daughter, and there theory is "2 drug addicts cant live together, or they will never become sober"

 

What a weekend...

 

never a dull moment in the life of smokindude

 

The most stressfull thing is, i love my parents so fucking much, words cant explain. No matter what they do to me, ill always love them. I dont know why, i should hate their guts, but theres something about them that CANT make me be mad at them. So the stressfull part is knowing what they do, and knowing the lifestyle they live, and knowing i cant do 1 thing. I tried telling them how much they mean to me, ive tried everything, but the crack has them chained down. Its sad.

You guys dont know how i live, but ill just add that i do not live in like a crackden or anything, i live in a 8 bedroom house, the dishes are always done, my clothes are always clean and everything. My parents DO do stuff for me, and they i know they love me, its just beside all that...there addicted to crack.

 

wow, sorry dude. ill pray for you

 

eh nobody feel bad..im a tough cookie, ill make it

 

hope shit works out man cracks a pretty shitty drug

 

i hope things get better for ya smokindude, hopefully they'll un ban. I mean it was just a joke and it was pretty funny.

 

I like reading your life stories. Even though it'd be impossible for someone random like me to actually UNDERSTAND you and your life, I like reading about it for the perspective you give on your own life. It's interesting. Best wishes.

 

i dont know what to say because i doubt theres anything that will change the way shit is for you. cAN ONLY HOPE for luck, that u reach 18 without too much probs and can start individual life. if you tried to change ur parents, and they didnt it means its purely up to them. can only hope they realise that in time. if someshit happens again bring ur sister to a room and try to keep her interested there, like play or something, a young person seeing the 2 most important people in her life like that can make her never trust anyone again, even other traumas. i dont know man, this is really shocking

 

^ Yes, she needs you. I'm sure you do your best already, but I agree with greendude in stressing it.

Well said.

 

I think Splosh is hot! (and this other guy too, but i forget his name, so i'll post back again if i find him). this threads all about chicas, but what about the guyyys?

 

seaweeyness ur hot =D

 

well if we are voting on guys I vote grimjivey!!!

 

That's $$$$

 

I'm glad she changed her sig pic back to this one

 

haha thanks. the other one was too big so i changed it. i like to put goofy pictures up, but no body ever seems to like them

 

I think lots of people like them. I prefer the munchin of the greens to you spinning on the floor trying to hold on for dear life.