whose gonna die next?

It's insensitive to get our hopes up like that.

 

A tabloid magazine once predicted that Michael Jackson would be stampeded to death by a herd of elephants.

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That would've been an awesome way to die, by comparison.

 

impaled palin? sounds good to me.

 

Before I had a girlfriend, I'd love to have impaled Palin:tongue:

 

I think Ozzie is next

 

ozzie has done pickled himself. he is dead, he's a zombie. listen to him talk.

 

mumble mumble..

 

eh, actually ozzy didn't look half bad when i saw him on the graham norton show a few weeks or so ago. then again the last i had really seen of him beforehand was on the MTV show year ago, and we KNOW people always portray themselves honestly in front of a camera.

i'm thinking hugh hefner...he's 84. if there is a god, he can't sensibly tell us to be prudent self-conscious people and let hef live to his mid eighties.

on the other hand, i can't prove the existance of a divine being either.

 

Burt Reynolds is supposedly pretty sick...I bet he goes soon

 

dick clark?

elizabeth taylor?

justin beiber?

 

Crossing my fingers.

 

jimmy carter or his wife, or perhaps dick clark or pat robertson (pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease)

 

Speaking of celebrities, anyone familiar with the old SCTV sketch 'Farm Celebrity Blow-Up?' It was about two Midwest farm boys who would invite annoying celebrities to their TV show and then blow them up!

"He blowed up good, didn't he?. Yeah. Blowed up real good!"

They blew up Neil Sedaka, Randy Newman, Barbara Streisand, and many others.

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Here's one way of getting rid of annoying celebrities before Nature takes its course.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bda_eIX3J2Y"]YouTube- SCTV_Farm Film Report with Neil Sedaka

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The fucking asshole that dont bring my qp in the next 15 minutes is going to DIE!!! make that 10 minutes!!!

 

lol...

 

'nuff said.

 

hush you
i think he's adorable. probably only because he looks like jesse mccartney, my tweenage crush

 

http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/golden-girl-rue-mcclanahan-dies--1299

Rue McClanahan, the Emmy-winning actress who brought the sexually liberated Southern belle Blanche Devereaux to life on the hit TV series "The Golden Girls," has died. She was 76.