Why are Americans so scared of nipples?

Go on..

 

Fake boobs = Irminsul not interested

 

David bowie is afraid of americans

 

He's also afraid of the world...

At least Americans aren't afraid of rubber nipples. Unlike Mr. Horse:

 

Haha. Ren and stimpy. I saw it once as an adult hoping for some pleasant nostalgia only to discover booger and fart jokes dont really entertain me anymore

Its looog loog. Its better than bad its good.

 

If I whip my boobs out in public and kids see my nipples, they'll grow up to be serial killers. True story. :O

 

"I cannot wait to see my handsome face gracing those big, beautiful milkers."- a true American

 

if there's one thing americans ARE afraid of, its not being the center of the universe. nipples, like belly buttons, remind us that we are only one among many parts of everything. not its end all and be all.

 

IK drive girls nuts trying to give their belly button a hickey.

 

Once I was out handing out flyers house to house while doing this volunteer thing (not my thing, but anyhow) -- it started raining out and way LATER someone brought to my attention that my blouse had become completely nipple and breast peep show, thanks to the rain ._.