why are men's bodies so poorly designed?

Really? I always thought they hung from a guys bellybutton.

 

Maybe over there :cheers2:

Anyway, if a guy sits on the toilet they put the lid down in general so there's no lidslamming anyway

 

It would be better if our nuts were in our mouths. Then when they needed cooling, we could just pant like a dog.

 

i like where they are

they can get pulled and yanked a little bit - not too hard though

 

Can I put mine in your mouth Fitzy to see if the panting thing works?

 

heh. teabagger.

 

It's all in the name of science. Pretty soon, when we are genetically engineering "designer babies" parents should have the option of having a child with their nuts in their mouths.

 

absolutely not

 

Not true

A million years ago competition between breeding males for choice of top female dictated they were fair game, and open to a swift kick in the groin to quickly dispatch the opposition


Hotwater

 

people weren't alive a million years ago

the earth is only somewhere around 6000 years old, anyway

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/amex/monkeytrial/sfeature/pop_monkey_03.html

 

Fine 6,000 years ago


Hotwater

 

Yeah, and on a misbehaving boyfriend too.

 

you're pure evil!

 

Yeah but I make it up in other ways

 

i see no evidence of that. i might need proof.

 

You would see plenty if you had that view of my windows. I'd even leave the curtains open, just for you

 

so the camera's broken? thats a pity

 

infertile not sterile, and briefs can lower your sperm count. not a problem unless it's already on the low side.

 

Our bodies are Temples, the creation of our fourteen-billion-year universe. In them, our lovemaking turns cosmic, just as the food and drink we take in is harvested from the cosmos: a meal of sunlight, water, earth, air, ancestor and space dust, bringing life to lungs, stomach, mouth, and feet.