Why do I always see fattie broads with Victora's Secret bags?

i always go in like i own the damn place

fuck walking around like i'm clueless

 

no way. this is false. its perfectly fine for a man to go in with his s/o when they're out shopping together, and there is no reason he or she should feel embarassed. if they do, thats fine too, but it doesnt mean that the man does not belong.

if i'm with a girl and she needs tampons and i'm out and about, i pick them up for her, and the only question asked is "what kind do you prefer?"

if we're out and she wants new underwear, she owes it to me to at least let me tag along and give my input, even if thats not the deciding factor in what she buys. because hell, i'm a good guy, and this is something i can enjoy, too!

 

you are clearly the exception. even i'm not comfortable buying tampons.

 

Does this motorcycle make my ass look big?

No. Your big fat ass makes your ass look big.

 

For real..?

A few years ago I had to get hemorrhoid cream, didn't know which kind to get so I asked the people, sure they laughed and so forth but I had to get some cause my ass felt like it was on fire... same with the enemas amongst other things.. Life is better when you stop caring what strangers think..

 

You notice they dont allow her to put al her weight on that bike!

 

my first gf and i thought it was fun to stock up on birth control options and similar products and buy a lot at once. we used to go to the grocery and fill up a basket with condoms, lube, spermicidal gel, and so on, and get enough so we could make a big pile of it on the conveyor belt, and thats all we'd buy. we'd also look around to choose the youngest cashier, wether it was the shortest line or not.


yeah, we were real young, too, and it was immature. but the reactions were priceless. gotta love it.:cheers2:

 

When I was a younger man... lol

Anyway Duane and myself had sent out gf to the store a block away and after they left we told the store to remind them the bring home the whipped cream, 1 box of ribbed condoms, some jello pudding and lots of plastic.

 

Lmao, nesta, the guy I lost my virginity to and I were so paranoid every time we bought condoms because his mom seemed to have eyes everywhere, and so he'd go through the line and I'd wait outside for him, lol.

 

I love going into V S

 

Dido

 

I had to buy Depends a few times because my flow was so heavy (no joke)... I never realized people were embarrassed to buy tampons..

 

Oh that sounds so fun. I might have to try that.

 

i would die. maybe it's because i live in a small town and all the stores are full of employees that I seem to have classes with.

 

I don't really get it myself.

God, if I had a lady I would buy her pads, the girl behind the counter would probably think it was sweet and want to jump my bones.

 

me either. i thought it was just stupid men.

hell, i mean, i have my limits, i wont go down on a girl when shes got that goin on, but i've got no problem buying tampons, getting intimate, whatever. it's all natural, and really not a big deal.

to me the ONLY difference is that i prefer the incredible, delicious taste of a woman who isnt menstruating:blush5:


anyway, i'm done, i dont mean to gross people out or anything. i just dont see what the big deal is.

:leaving:

 

Well people are different....I never get embarrassed, it is something I needed, so why suffer and go without, I'm definitely not going without.. I'm basically a walking embarrassment...

But I understand people are different...

 

...I SO read that completely wrong the 1st time.I thought you said you TAKE out a girls tampon for her,and pick out a new one
I should sleep some time it would probably do me good.

I used to be embarrassed about buying pads/tampons as a preteen.

 

where the hell did you get that idea from????

nothing in the post quoted even remotely resembles that...

now i'll have trouble sleeping, because that IS gross

 

One of my friends thought it would be really funny to give my tampon string a tug at a party once. Seeing as how I don't wear underwear and I was wearing a skirt, it wasn't that hard. She was sitting on the ground next to where I was standing, reached up and gave it a tug. Her "CHOOO CHOOOO" noise emphasized it.

But she tugged a little bit too hard.

The reactions were priceless.