Why do they wear pants on Star Trek?

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  1. relaxxx

    relaxxx Senior Member

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    Come on, there is a pretty simple fucking answer.

    The NBC network censors would have never allowed the show to air. The sweet honeys were already wearing the shortest skirts that they could get away with.

    The Next Gen reboot should have been done on the Playboy Channel really. With much hotter chicks, of course. A fresh assortment of premium trim models distracting Captain Pricard on every episode.

    That will never happen now,

    damn it!
     
  2. Captain Scarlet

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    IIRC that episode was one of the more steamier ones. I was quite young when that was first screened and couldn't believe what I was watching on terrestrial TV .
     
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  3. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    And do those grey aliens wear pants?
     
  4. Irminsul

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    There's no need for greys to wear pants because they are sexless beings.
     
  5. Asmodean

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    Uncertain, but if so a plausible reason indeed (reluctantly admitted)
     
  6. scratcho

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    That's what I tried to tell the cops in Hawaii. They weren't as receptive as I'd hoped.
     
  7. Asmodean

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    You shouldn't have yelled 'beam me up, beam me up now!' so often ;)
     
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  8. Meliai

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    How do they have bebes?
     
  9. Asmodean

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    They plant them in our colons during abduction. That's what the anal probing is for.
     
  10. Irminsul

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    Same way they probably created the Anunnaki, genetic manipulations. ;)
     
  11. Meliai

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    Ohhhhhhh
     
  12. Irminsul

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    That's the cool thing about the Anunnaki. They don't have any answers to anything either. I like that. They're just as clueless as their human clones as to much of the universe etc. It's a complete opposite of what most people think of aliens, I think most people assume aliens must just know all the answers by now so it's interesting to learn that nope, no they don't lol.
     
  13. themnax

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    i forget the names for them but there are several well known forms of asexual reproduction.
    the way cells reproduce being one of them.

    aliens (et's) are just people who look (possibly very) different (a LOT more different then "the grays") because of having evolved on different worlds.
    (and annanuki still weren't even et's, nor giants, nor advanced)

    (large numbers of people, who know what a lever is and how to use one, with centuries worth of time on their hands, can build anything that can be built by stacking large rocks)
    (rocket science takes rocket science, but even dogs and cows can dream of ways a spacecraft might look, and imagination is as old as sapience itself)
    (and no one has to have seen something to think it up)
    (none of which rules out the possibility of having been visited and observed,
    just greatly reduces the likelihood (and virtually eliminates the need) of alien tool boxes having been borrowed)

    also i used to think i had some idea what most people think, i seem to have stopped doing so several years ago.
    what i DO know, is that while pretty much anything might exist,
    whatever does, owes nothing to what people tell each other.
     
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  14. soulcompromise

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    I think they should all wear dresses. A nod to equality... :D
     
  15. Irminsul

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    I agree. Although it's not equality. But I agree.
     
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  16. Asmodean

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    Same can be achieved with a no pants policy.
     
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  17. parua

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    I believe the captain's log is classified. As for the rest of the crew, I don't have a good answer.
     
  18. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Yeoman Rand (Grace Lee Whitney)
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  19. scratcho

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    You'd be amazed at what a stray pubic hair can do.
     
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