Why don't men understand???

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by lynsey, Dec 20, 2005.

  1. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I love that show...[​IMG] BALKI FOREVER...
     
  2. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

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    u r such a bloody knob! :)
     
  3. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    hahaha, I know...
     
  4. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

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    i knew that would be ur reply!

    2 random words placed together remind u of something so strange lol..its priceless....


    ...i havent seen ur ass on here for ages (traces of u, but not at the same time)
     
  5. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    *sigh* why are men so confusing
     
  6. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    haha...
    How have things been clocky....
    I havent recieved that autographed bra that you were going to send me...
     
  7. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

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    pretty good for a dumbass! hehe, uno how that feels im sure! :p

    Well i am still deciding between the bra and panties...perhaps a set? pre-loved of course! :eek:
     
  8. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    haha you and gooey are making me feel evil for laughing like this :D
     
  9. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Haha, of course I know how that feels..i live with it everyday...

    Clocky, I dont think you realize how happy you have made me...I am crying pure tears of joy and happiness...Best Christmas Miracle ever! :p
     
  10. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

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    hehe i know, i gotta do what my fans want me to do! Hear that applause? they love me! Never accuse me of being stingy! :D
     
  11. Peanuts

    Peanuts Nutz

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    I am so glad I am not dating anymore and have to deal with this crap. Too much insanity.
    I feel for you Lynsey. You've got A LOT going on right now. Between your EX, EX, Boss, and being sick you could use a break. Maybe forgetting about the men for a while and just taking care of you would help you get stronger and better. Your immune system can't take all the drama. Soon you'll be spirialing outa control hanging out at a Maria Carey concert. YUCK!!!!!
     
  12. IronGoth

    IronGoth Newbie

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    You mean, because it is a STUPID thing to do.

    Birth control is EASY to get here, this isn't Ireland. There's no excuse, considering many places will HAND you rubbers for free and BEG for you to use them.

    [/QUOTE]...but because of the establishment of our society a lot of us regret it later, u cant help the heat of the moment...or do u never feel passion? u might maybe like to view women as victim players? If we didnt worry then we'd have our heads buried in sand all the time like many men do.[/QUOTE]
    A lot of women are goddamn victim players. Comes from a childhood of running to Daddy every time you get into trouble. Not all women are like that, but enough that there's a heavy contingent of victims.

    Look at all these fuckin people making money telling women they're fat cause their moms treated them bad or whatever, as opposed to "you're fat cause you eat too fuckin much". Many billions spent on this shit.
     
  13. IronGoth

    IronGoth Newbie

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    Rules for sane men:

    1) Before going out looking for a place to stick your cock, make sure you have a cover for it.

    2) Before actually sticking your cock in someone (and it takes work to get this - most women won't give it up on first meeting) make sure you remembered the cover, and that you've talked to her enough to determine that she isn't fucking crazy. DO NOT STICK YOUR COCK IN A CRAZY WOMAN. Even so, make sure you understand the boundaries and what have you, and some kind of consent.

    3) Look at the goods beforehand. Vile odor, weeping sores = no thanks. DO NOT STICK YOUR COCK IN AN INFECTIOUS WOMAN.

    4) Follow through. If you said you'd call, call. If you had NSA sex, let it go.

    Penalties for ignoring the above:

    1) Go to an AIDS hospice and check out what AIDS in its final days looks like.
    2) Go rent Fatal Instinct or whatever and watch that woman boil the daughter's rabbit alive. Better yet, google "Loreena Bobbitt"
    3) Check out how much child support costs, and how much the state can take you up the ass if you lose your job or are hospitalised and become unable to pay it.
     
  14. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    hah no one ex is totally out of my life, never want to talk to him again, other one is just a very close friend who I let my hormones get the best of me with and ex boss im smitten with. and no no no mariah carey for me.
     
  15. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    i took the morning after pill i did not take ru486...big difference. sounds like iron goth is the one who's ignorant
     
  16. IronGoth

    IronGoth Newbie

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    Did I say you were taking RU whatever?
     
  17. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    thank you *bows* my next scheduled pain pill is at noon so please be around for that show
     
  18. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    hah balki and Larry. I loved that show!!! I got to stay up l;ate to watch it on fridays
     
  19. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    uhm yeah go away...please
     
  20. IronGoth

    IronGoth Newbie

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    Oh geeze I wouldn't MISS this for the world.

    That's noon PST, folks adjust yr calendar.
     
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