Why Hippies Don't Hold Up Mini-Marts

nother reason:
They shiny, weird doo-dads that they keep by the register.

Stoner: Allright! Give me all your money, the keys to the safe, and oooooh! a talking napolean dynamite pen!
ND: "Girls only like guys with skills"
Stoner: HAHAHAHA!!! i love that movie... where was i?..... oh yeah! give me a pack of zig zags and a fill up on number 2, a blunt wrap, and one of them hot dogs that have been here since the carter administration.