Why I smoke cigarettes

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by DarkLunacy, Jun 28, 2004.

  1. NatureFreak412

    NatureFreak412 Art of Balance

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    They are way harmful, and they stank, no way I would smoke it
     
  2. Cirrhosis

    Cirrhosis Banned

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    Only the Get-Up Kids understand my pain.
     
  3. ozzy63347

    ozzy63347 Member

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    i guess thats funny



     
  4. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

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    Yes... Becuase only artists can feel the way you do right? They understand! Its like they wrote the songs for just what your going through! :rolleyes: Maybe if you werent such an anti-social, condesending person -coughASSHOLEcough-
    then maybe... just maybe... you wouldnt feel the same a song all the time.
     
  5. Bloody_Kisses

    Bloody_Kisses Thizzler

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    RenoShae: RenoShae: I wanna smoke
    VaVaVirgil: u must want yellow teeth. that is stuuuupppiiidd!
    RenoShae: Yellow teeth are hot
    VaVaVirgil: whatever u say, yellow-mouth!
    RenoShae: r u callin me sexy?
    VaVaVirgil: never really thought of that. maybe so.

    that is my friend talking to a robot on instant messaging. it made me laugh.
     
  6. Fractual_

    Fractual_ cosmos factory

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    i love bill hicks man
     
  7. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    ahh...smokin...tis good, tis good...gotta love me ciggs.
     
  8. Cirrhosis

    Cirrhosis Banned

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    You are correct. You ahve completely figured me out. Congratulations! You win a big bag of Bum Fuckin' Nothing!
     
  9. Willow-Bridget-Love

    Willow-Bridget-Love Member

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    Ahhh No!! Omg! He Stole My Friend Cool Dude Penny Lane's Word!!!!!! Fucktard Is Her Word!!!!! Nooooo!!! I Cannot Go On!!!
     
  10. walkoflife

    walkoflife Some Assembly Required

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    I have no idea why I first took up the habit, but now I use it to suppress my ever-frustrated nerves.
     
  11. meishka

    meishka Grease Munky

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    "It makes me look cool"
    yea it will. then cancer of the mouth comes and that's a real attractive disease, goes really well with a cell phone. plus a lot of chicks dig the smell.
     
  12. ozzy63347

    ozzy63347 Member

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    you dont need cigs to make you cool.....
     
  13. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I am not cool. Smoking would not help.
     
  14. Timberwolf

    Timberwolf Member

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    Good one, Crummyrummy, but the most annoying thing is when people sit down beside you and start to smoke, not bothering to blow it the other way! I mean, sure, ruin yourself, feel free, but don't force me to smell that obnoxious odor too!!!
     
  15. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

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    "Usually it was a whole lotta nothing, Most the people were pretty lame
    And I would go along and laugh when all the punchlines were all the same"

    I dont think you got the sarcasm of it. I don't do it to look cool, in fact I don't think it does. I smoke alone 90% of the time. I do it for euphoria
     
  16. Timberwolf

    Timberwolf Member

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    But doesn't it get you even more down when the euphoria wears off?
     
  17. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I hate the smell of burnt tobacco.
     
  18. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    *hands cookies to all the non-smokers*

    There are your cookies....so shut it up.
     
  19. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    can I have coffee too?
     
  20. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    NO! Caffeine is bad for you and addicting.....kinda like...umm....what is it?.....oh yeah......cigarettes!
     

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