Why I smoke cigarettes

They are way harmful, and they stank, no way I would smoke it

 

Only the Get-Up Kids understand my pain.

 

i guess thats funny

 

Yes... Becuase only artists can feel the way you do right? They understand! Its like they wrote the songs for just what your going through! Maybe if you werent such an anti-social, condesending person -coughASSHOLEcough-
then maybe... just maybe... you wouldnt feel the same a song all the time.

 

RenoShae: RenoShae: I wanna smoke
VaVaVirgil: u must want yellow teeth. that is stuuuupppiiidd!
RenoShae: Yellow teeth are hot
VaVaVirgil: whatever u say, yellow-mouth!
RenoShae: r u callin me sexy?
VaVaVirgil: never really thought of that. maybe so.

that is my friend talking to a robot on instant messaging. it made me laugh.

 

i love bill hicks man

 

ahh...smokin...tis good, tis good...gotta love me ciggs.

 

You are correct. You ahve completely figured me out. Congratulations! You win a big bag of Bum Fuckin' Nothing!

 

Ahhh No!! Omg! He Stole My Friend Cool Dude Penny Lane's Word!!!!!! Fucktard Is Her Word!!!!! Nooooo!!! I Cannot Go On!!!

 

I have no idea why I first took up the habit, but now I use it to suppress my ever-frustrated nerves.

 

"It makes me look cool"
yea it will. then cancer of the mouth comes and that's a real attractive disease, goes really well with a cell phone. plus a lot of chicks dig the smell.

 

you dont need cigs to make you cool.....

 

I am not cool. Smoking would not help.

 

Good one, Crummyrummy, but the most annoying thing is when people sit down beside you and start to smoke, not bothering to blow it the other way! I mean, sure, ruin yourself, feel free, but don't force me to smell that obnoxious odor too!!!

 

"Usually it was a whole lotta nothing, Most the people were pretty lame
And I would go along and laugh when all the punchlines were all the same"

I dont think you got the sarcasm of it. I don't do it to look cool, in fact I don't think it does. I smoke alone 90% of the time. I do it for euphoria

 

But doesn't it get you even more down when the euphoria wears off?

 

I hate the smell of burnt tobacco.

 

*hands cookies to all the non-smokers*

There are your cookies....so shut it up.

 

can I have coffee too?

 

NO! Caffeine is bad for you and addicting.....kinda like...umm....what is it?.....oh yeah......cigarettes!