Wierdest reasons for not coming into work.

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  1. PsyGrunge

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    i've got a meeting with barack obama.
     
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    i was poked with a knife on my shoulder bone.
     
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    i was wrapped entirely in a spider's web while i was sleeping, and am about to become lunch
     
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    there are three ants not moving at my door, road block.
     
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    I farted and my legs fell off.
     
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    are you completely nuts....:)
     
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    Redrum. Redrum. Redrum.
     
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  15. SpacemanSpiff

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    my cheese is moldy
     
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    my feet are still wet
     
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    I am in the middle of an intense game of chinese checkers....:)
     
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    we're low on spinach
     
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    im trying to catch this little mouse
     
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    I just met a girl and it was love at first sight.
     
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    two girls are giving me a bath
     
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    Got stuck in a jail cell in my dream and couldn't get out.
     
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    i have to swim south in 15 minutes
     
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    the British are coming!!!!
     
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  35. farmout

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    there's an army of snowmen blockin the road....:)
     
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    [​IMG] Im taking a shit... :DDDDDDDDDDD:p
     
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  39. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm NOT watching the super bore.....:)
     
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