Wierdest reasons for not coming into work.

Hmmmmmm! So I'm guessing that a snowstorm is no longer a valid reason to skip out on work? Damn!

 

my cell phone is out of minutes

 

the door to my house are froze shut, I can't get out.............

 

I gotta go help countrygirl open her doors....

 

I have to take care of the little one

 

someone stole my left shoe

 

roof leaked, I'm frozen to the bed frame....

 

got my left shoe back but the guy who returned it took my right shoe hostage

 

i cant stop staring at these three girls, i got 6 beautiful TITTIES!

 

Im expecting......................................some mail

 

Got sick of the cold. Moved to Mexico.

 

went to Mexico got severe diarrhea

 

got lost in my thoughts

 

Im a vampire

 

i am choking on boiling hot chips

 

my tires are bald

 

i woke up in moscow and have no idea how i got here

 

My hubby has a job for me here...........

 

i have to re-tile the roof, as half of it blew off in a vicious hurricane last night

 

I think I've lost my mind