Wierdest reasons for not coming into work.

i thought it was my day off and am halfway through a blunt

 

I thought it was Sunday

 

i'm hooked on this book and need to finish reading the trilogy.

 

my Beeroscope told me bad things would happen if I didn't stay home and drink beer

 

my new car needs to be broken in

 

I'm on permanent leave status....

 

lost my glass eye

 

plant shutdown....thanks boosh....:-0

 

snowed in again

 

still no jib

 

husband has me tied up at the moment...

 

i am very good at shirking responsibility and avoiding laborious activity

 

I gave up that endeavor over ten years ago....

 

avoiding work takes alot of work

 

I don't have the spare time....

 

i make more not working

 

its to muddy outside...

 

everythings closed

 

have to wash my hair

 

time stopped