Wierdest reasons for not coming into work.

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  1. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    the voices in my head told me not to....
     
  2. codemeister3

    codemeister3 Banned

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    A voice in someone else's head told me not to!
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    my cheese didnt melt
     
  4. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    please quit cussin me with that four letter word.......WORK......:)
     
  5. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    the viagara wont turn off
     
  6. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    I need to watch Oprah....
     
  7. broony

    broony Banned

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    i got fluids comin out of three ends.
     
  8. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    the door is locked and I can't find the key....
     
  9. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I am locked in my car
     
  10. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I have a four hour erection, gotta use or lose it....:)
     
  11. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    goin' to WV to take a ride....
     
  12. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    my shoelaces arent tied
     
  13. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    still waitin on CountryGirl....:-0
     
  14. prana

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    favorite episode of Jeopardy was on
     
  15. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    got lost on my way there...
     
  16. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    still waitin on Countrygirl, gonna explode soon.....:)
     
  17. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    I'm stuck in the mud...
     
  18. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    I won a free vacation through the lottery
     
  19. broony

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    i set three alarms and all of them said "No"
     
  20. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Are Ya nuts man, I ain't gonna work no more.....:)
     
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