Wierdest reasons for not coming into work.

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  1. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    its raining...:)
     
  2. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    my house trailer has a flat tire...
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

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    the sky fell
     
  4. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    the cats stuck in a tree...
     
  5. SpacemanSpiff

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    my tree is stuck in a cat
     
  6. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    I have to wash the dishes
     
  7. SpacemanSpiff

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    I lost my shoe
     
  8. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Why should I........:-0
     
  9. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    I have to give someone a piercing....out in the barn...;)
     
  10. SpacemanSpiff

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    today is my ass tat appointment
     
  11. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    I think I have something better to do....
     
  12. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I have an appointment with my gynecologist
     
  13. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    I'm watching the neighbor jumpin' rope in the nude...hope he doesn't trip over it....
     
  14. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I cant find my hair
     
  15. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    I'm flying to the moon today...
     
  16. SpacemanSpiff

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    Seinfeld is on
     
  17. Didymus Doppelgänger

    Didymus Doppelgänger Misfit Lover

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    a rabbit has is got its huge mouth on my balls and it wont get off.
     
  18. SpacemanSpiff

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    my brain is on vacation
     
  19. tiedyeponcho

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    there is a sparkle bomb in my front yard
     
  20. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    my lactose intolerance is acting up
     
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