Wise saying of the day

just shut up and listen when dealing with your wife

 

My interpretation of Bruce Lee's philosophy is that nothing exists in isolation and can only defined by it's relationship with the world

 

There are many ways to interpret many of the best sayings, that's why they're so good.

The biggest source of problems in our world is solutions.

 

Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas. And I'm gonna be there when you learn that. - Dr Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

 

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

 

To save time in the morning, boil a couple of eggs in a saucepan and when you take them out, throw a tea bag or a spoon of instant coffee in to the pan, add milk and sugar and voila! A time saving cup of brew in the morning!

 

Don't eat with your mouth full

 

..Aww man

 

No one can be completely useless as long as he can serve as a bad example.

 

It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Jiddu Krishnamurti

 

A winner listens,A looser just waits until its your turn to talk

 

A bird in the hand is worth two in the nightclub.

 

A closed mouth gathers no foot....;-D

 

actually, this can can awesome, depending on who is doing it

 

He who inherits the whole kingdom, not his fair share of the pie, is the phony keyholder-

Gospel according to Jim Jones, according to Jim Mporrison, according to you, oh light-bearer

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