So what I ended up doing is going into a stall after this super old motherfucker finished and scooping the piss out of the toilet... No gloves... What would be funny is, after all that, if this old motherfucker had traces of weed, coke, pills, etc. in his urine. I still feel dirty. Been washing my hands obsessively.
LOLOLOLOL, OMG it's not going to test right. Going to be way to much water in there but WTF right. I hope it flys. Good luck man.
Yeah. There's no way that's going to test right. There'll be wayyyy too much dillution. Best of luck though
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