Women want me

you look good on paper. here's your cookie.

 

Please bitch. I've got character references for DAYS.

What do you have? A G.E.D and proof of income from your pimp?

 

do you really want to know? i'd rather not destroy you.

it gives me no pleasure to prove that i'm better than others.

 

nah brah. she supports me.

 

Let's play that game..... Post high school, name some accomplishments....

 

Not only do I hold doors open for EVERY single stranger at EVERY single building I go into, as well as give to various charities, but I also recycle, smile at waiters, waitresses and shop clerks, I put bugs outside instead of killing them, I always ask for less money than people owe me, I never have sex with women I have no respect for, I always try to act unfrivolously and as honestly as possible........but really, thats just the TINIEST little thing I can do to make this world a little easier for everyone. And this is the first time I've actually stopped to think about the things I do, because really, for a long time now, I have not really given a flying fuck either way. I do nice things because I can, and because its easy. I'm not special. You're not special. We're both dickheads on an internet forum, so lets put our dicks away and act like children.

 

anyone else wanna join me as i fap to this?

cherea?

 

You realize I haven't seen that bitch in OVER 3 years? I just am lazy and never took the picture down. Thought you knew.

Hope that's all she does is "support" you because she's probably got some damn V.D. now. Crazy ass girl was two steps from a T.O, and I'm not talking time outs here.

 

Damn it. I just got done unrolling the fucking thing too. You're gonna come help me put this up, you hear me?

 

you're such a nice guy... calling your previous dominations "bitches".

and yeah I realized that brah because I often dream about your life every waking second.

and damn, that hair and wicked tan you got... and that fresh out of middle school pussy.



brah, you the pimp here, not me.

 

Just let me find my tweezers.

 

you and most other boys i know so what?

 

edit: nevermind. i don't want to play.

 

smart move

 

check mate.

 

Awwwww..... alright. But quitters never prosper.

Carry that advice forward with you in life, and I have no idea why I'm even still talking to you.

 

cuz you got the moves to move her, brah.

 

because you can't get enough of the awesomesauce, deny it all you want :cheers2:

 

Who even called you a pimp, brah? I mean damn brah, I didn't even realize I addressed you as a pimp brah. I got a tan brah? Ask anybody who's ever met me brah. I'm white as it gets. But for real brah, can you realize too that you don't know me? I never fucked her, brah. It is actually provable through various posts on this site. Where I talked about how the bitch wouldn't give it up brah. I call bitches bitches, and I call pimps pimps. And I didn't call you either, so stfu brah.

 

probably need to work on your maturity

being judgmental is a sign of failed adulthood, as is laughing at others problems

mature people realize it could happen to them too.

and try not to be dicks about it.