Worst Lie You've Ever Told

i think im a compulsive lyer or something. i lie all the time, usually without even thinking twice about it. i dont lie to feel a rush though, i lie to tell people what they want to hear. and in most cases, people dont even know the difference.

its a lie to walk around with a smile on your face when, really, your torn up inside.

 

I was once stoned off my tits, i was fading in and out of concienceness and was at the mothers house (take into mind she would murder me and chop me into peices if she found out i was a stoner)
anyways i came home and stumbled everywhere, almost took a piss on the cat and i swore blind to her i was just pissed.. i'd been "drinking" all day supposedly.

:& i feel so bad for that because i took a shit on the bathroom floor and blamed it on the cat (who happens to do it very often coz hes old and his geriatric bowels are not what they once was)

-PsyK

 

i love you. woops didn't relize this was like the 4th post ,well might as well explain

i just could't let here leave, i only knew here for maybe a total 12 hours over 3 days and i wanted something more i don't really belive you can fall in love with someone in 12 hours and if i said something corny like "i really really like you" i think i would of been slapped, she was young and liked it, i think she knew it was a lie and in the end she didn't repsond with words

 

the worst lie i have ever told was when me and my bud were goin tp'ing and then this dude saw us.he asked us what we were doing with the toilet paper and i saw some movie earlier that day. i have no clue why but i said,"my bro has explosive diareaha.dumbest lie ever. then he just said don't do my house and we are cool.

 

"I hate you."

 

I haven't actually lied yet, but I planned the lie. I skipped out early from work today. I could've gone back to work for another hour after my medical appointment, but I just went home instead. I plan to tell my boss that the appointment lasted a half hour longer than it actually did so that it should've ended at a time after which he wouldn't expect me to come back to work.

 

i don't lie.

 

the worst lie i ever told was to a friend
"sorry man i dont have any weed" thats just fucking retarted i would never do it again

 

Teacher.... but they deserve it.

 

No, of course I'm out of bed, I just- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............

Well, that's not my worse lie, but it's my most common one.

 

word... oh, those bygone days of living a lie hahahahhaa

 

i call in "sick" with the wildest stories ever....so much so that they're so unbelievable you wonder how someone would make them up.

in the summer i called in sick with:

i can't come to work, my washing machine over flowed and my basement is flooded....and my mom is out of town!

I felt bad because they even got another manager on the phone to tell me exactly how to handle the situation.


i've lied a lot in my days. I feel bad about it. There's only one person in the world i've never lied to. And i never plan on it

 

I told the guy who seems to know everything about me that I wasn't high the night before when he saw that I was.. but he KNEW that I was... weirdest lie ever because this kid shouldn't know me as well as he does. But he's EVERYWHERE! For God's sake, I can't escape this kid! And I can't do anything without him knowing about it!

 

My mom pulled out my 5-gallon bong out of my cabinet and looked at it. I said "oh, that's just a past experiment". She noticed there was some water left in it, I stuck to my story.

 

i dont really lie

even when i call in sick to work when i'm not sick, i'll just say 'i'm calling in sick', i dont say that i'm sick

lying takes way too much energy

 

I don't lie to anybody any more. I really can't think of the 'worst' lie I ever told or the last lie I told.

I'm pretty callous these days, so lying is just a waste of my time. If I really don't want somebody to know something I'll tell them to mind their own fucking business.

 

Ask me no questions and I shall tell you know lies

 

"why are your eyes red? are you high?"

no its just my allergies.

 

This will seem pathetic but I dont really ever lie to anyone so the worst one I have probably ever told was when i told my parents and my friends parents 9 while I was in Canada) that we were going to the movies when realy we just stayed at home and smoked weed

 

yeah, like "what did you do this weekend?" "uhhh, nothing, mom i'll see you in a bit im going for a walk"