Worst movies you've ever seen?

Sorry but I took a day off of work to see that movie with a group of friends and everyone left disappointed


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...what's wrong with it?

 

I am so sick of sequels and remakes...are all original ideas gone????
I am also sick of them releasing eleventy-seventy versions of the same damn movie on dvd but with "new scenes/features".
Fuck Hollywood.

Watched the Wolfman remake with Del Toro and Hopkins...what a waste of talented actors...should have known better than to give a "remake" a chance.

 

plan 9 from outer space? lets talk

 

Well, were it not for that movie, we wouldn't have the opportunity to pick on Jar Jar Binks, would we? So, at least it was good for something...

Oh, thinking about Jar Jar Binks, how about this one:



Norm: "This is your avatar now, Jake..."
Jake (Luke Skywalker voice): "Nooooooo...!"

:smilielol5:

Wiggling toes, grinning,

~*Ganesha*~

 

I really like 3:10 to Yuma, compared to that Russ was rather bland in this one, there wasnt really any chemistry between him and Cate.

And considering it was Robin Hood there wasnt much cool archery stuff

 

Yeah, it's not a brilliant film. I was expecting better too.

I prefer the Disney version from the 70s

 

yeah, it is bad alright. i've seen far, far, worst then that movie though.
how about robot monster? i would say that one at lest ties with plan 9 for shit.

i think what makes robot monster even a worst movie then plan 9 is, that the director of robot monster, tried to kill himself because it is such a bad movie.
he also suffered a mental breakdown, due to that movie and, spent almost 10 years confined to a mental hospitial because of robot monster.
that says one hell of a lot about a movie, when the director tries to kill himself and, goes funny in the head because of it.

 

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Pauly Shore Is Dead

 

I have not seen it yet. I can't really comment on it.
I've just heard they were trying to do an "origins" movie...like he was a superhero (superheroes being very popular now).
They wanted to steer clear of cliches...archery being one of them.
They might have all that stuff in the sequel.

 

Are you kidding me?!!

IDK how bad the movie could be, but the premise is great!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWHNA_j7h5A"]YouTube- The Thing With Two Heads (Trailer)

lol...

Voice over: "It seemed a good idea at the time"...

lol

I can't see this film being re-made anytime soon...

 

hahahaha. Oh man--that's wonderful. Ray Milland was big in the 40s-50s.He must have been out of the loop for awhile to make this one. I MUST see this.

 

Take my word for it its really bad; but at least Ray Milland shows some semblance of personality unlike some other movies I’ve seen him in like The Man with the X-Ray eyes and a little known made-for-tv movie Frogs

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The Grudge 3. Seriously.

 

Pootie Tang.

 

just saw this movie today. ed wood wrote the screenplay.

orgy of the dead.uke:

 

Oh, I have many of these.

Crash: Oh my god, it's a fucking terrible film. Preying on the liberal white guilt of Hollywood (and the smug self-satisfaction of white movie-goers who dig flicks like this) by dragging out lazy cliches and stereotypes? Wow. Horrible, horrible, horrible. And don't forget the story was awful.

The entire Scary Movie series: I mean seriously, only retarded people could find this bullshit funny. The first one had a few laughable moments...but c'mon. If you like this shit, I'm informing you right now that you're contributing to the downfall of our species. Fuck you.

Batman Begins: Okay, I get it. Batman's sad. Fuck off. (The Dark Knight rocked, though.)

X-Men The Last Stand: Keeping with the comic book theme, X-Men 3 was astoundingly awful. I really love how these Hollywood goons took a comic book story laced with poignant social themes that folks could relate to and turned it into a shitty super hero fight. God damn it.

Glory: Wow, our deeply backwards viewing public can't simply understand the plight of black Civil War soldiers unless the story's told through the eyes of Ferris Fucking Bueller. Die, motherfucker, die.

That Shitty Final Fantasy Movie: Had nothing to do with the game. Featured a bunch of ghostly aliens and alien zoo animals fucking shit up. Awful. Also: Every other video game flick that doesn't contain two-second beaver shots of Mila Jovivich.

Steal This Movie: "Hey, let's romanticize Abby Hoffman!" I hated this flick. Fucking Private Pyle as Abbie? What the fuck. Janine Garafolo can get punched in the face, easily.


I'll have more later.