worst song lyrics

the above post refers to this...

 

Here I go, here I go, here I go again (again?)
Girls, what's my weakness? (Men!)
Ok then, chillin', chillin', mindin' my business (word)
Yo, Salt, I looked around, and I couldn't believe this
I swear, I stared, my niece my witness
The brother had it goin' on with somethin' kinda...uh
Wicked, wicked (oooo) - had to kick it
I'm not shy so I asked for the digits
A ho? No, that don't make me
See what I want slip slide to it swifty
Felt it in my hips so I dipped back to my bag of tricks
Then I flipped for a tip, make me wanna do tricks for him
Lick him like a lollipop should be licked
Came to my senses and I chilled for a bit
Don't know how you do the voodoo that you do
So well it's a spell, hell, makes me wanna shoop shoop shoop

Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop

 

"i've got a car, a big black shiny car"


can't you just feel the intellect?!

 

Okay. You can't dis "maggie May" or "50 ways" even if you didn't like them, they still had SOME meaning. "50 ways" was my grandmother's theme song. She left my grandpa when my mom was 6. Just walked out humming that song. Mom is still scarred from that.

But I guess what means something to me doesn't have to mean something to you.

The worst songs in my opinion are those that mindlessly sample GOOD beats and rhythms. I have to agree with Blackie on that point. Like Janet Jackson's newer song. I forgot the name, but it samples Herbie Hancock. And that fact pissed me off....Oh! Or Vanilla Ice's blatant rip of Queen and Bowie....

 

"These Words" - Natasha Bedingfield. I hear this every day at work, and I wince at the Keats/hip hop beats bit every time.


Threw some chords together
The combination D-E-F
It's who I am, it's what I do
No one's gonna let it down for you
Try to focus my attention
But I feel so A-D-E
I need some help, some inspiration
(But it's not coming easily)
Whoah oh...

Trying to find the magic
Trying to write a classic
Don't you know, don't you know, don't you know?
Waste-bin full of paper
Clever rhymes, see you later

These words are my own
From my heart flown
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
There's no other way
To better say
I love you, I love you...

Read some Byron, Shelly and Keats
Resited in over a Hip-Hop beat
I'm having trouble saying what I mean
With dead poets and drum machines
I know I had some studio time booked
But I couldn't find a killer hook
Now you're gonna raise the bar right up
Nothing I write is ever good enough

These words are my own
From my heart flown
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
There's no other way
To better say
I love you, I love you...

I'm getting off my stage
The curtains pull away
No hyper bowl to hide behind
My naked soul exposes
Whoah.. oh.. oh.. oh.. Whoah.. oh..

Trying to find the magic
Trying to write a classic
Waste-bin full of paper
Clever rhymes, see you later

These words are my own
From my heart flown
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
There's no other way
To better say
I love you...
I love you, is that okay...?

 

I agree with Burbot I cannot stand anything by Nickelback! They've annoyed me since there first single "You remind me" bs.
Hoobastank really sucks to me too.
Also a rap song by Lil Flip "Sunshine" has just rediculous lyrics:
"I treat you like milk, I'll do nothing but spoil you"
come on that makes no sense...who means to spoil milk?
There is a lot more that can be said about that song but I'm not gonna torture myself and think about it anymore...

 

HANSON! I love Hanson. Sad, sad confession.


E-mail my heart-B. Spears sucks pretty bad.

 

I have never heard this song before, but those lyrics are fucking pathetic! Oh lord, aint that a shame

 

oh man, i couldn't agree more that this song is just utterly terrible - it also needs a bashing in the pure bull forum on the worst song thread, just so that all can know the true horror of it. Yuck, just yuck.

 

Haha that song always makes me laugh. The best line is "I Like the color purple, macaroni and cheese, Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees" hahaha

 

HMM the only one that comes to mind in my mind hehe is "Lick it now lick it good lick it like you should"


peace
chickens

 

I dont' remember which one.. but hey - they all suck.. but Avril Lavigne's song.. it's not released.. but man! They enclosed the worst lyrics I've ever read.... Far beyond the gross ugliness of her released songs.

 

Bowling for Soup - 1985 Song Lyrics

Woohoo
Woohoo

Debbie just hit the wall
she never had it all
one Prozac a day
husbands a CPA
her dreams went out the door
when she turned twenty four
only been with one man
what happen to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress
she was gonna be a star
she was gonna shake her ass
on the hood of white snake’s car
her yellow SUV is now the enemy
looks at her average life
and nothing has been alright

Springstein, Madonna
way before Nirvana
there was U2 and Blondie
and music still on MTV
her two kids in high school
they tell her that she’s uncool
but she still preoccupied
with 19, 19, 1985

Woohoo
(1985)
Woohoo

She’s seen all the classics
she knows every line
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink
even Saint Elmo’s Fire
she rocked out to wham
not a big Limp Biscuit fan
thought she’d get a hand
on a member of Duran Duran

Where’s the mini-skirt made of snake skin
and who’s the other guy singing in Van Halen
when did reality become T.V.
what ever happen to sitcoms, game shows
(on the radio there was)

Springstein, Madonna
way before Nirvana
there was U2 and Blondie
and music still on MTV
her two kids in high school
they tell her that she’s uncool
but she still preoccupied
with 19, 19, 1985

Woohoo

She hates time make it stop
when did Motley Crew become classic rock?
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Please make this stop
Stop!
And bring back

Springstein, Madonna
way before Nirvana
there was U2 and Blondie
and music still on MTV
her two kids in high school
they tell her that she’s uncool
but she still preoccupied
with 1985

 

I’d drive a million miles
To be with you tonight
So if you’re feeling low
Turn up your radio
The words we use are strong
They make reality
But now the music’s on
Oh baby dance with me

Rip it up - move down
Rip it up - move it down to the ground
Rip it up - cool down
Rip it up - and get the feeling not the word

Chorus:
Oh everybody have fun tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody wang chung tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody wang chung tonight
Everybody have fun

Deep in the world tonight
Our hearts beat safe and sound
I’ll hold you so close
Just let yourself go down

Rip it up - move down
Rip it up - move it down to the ground
Rip it up - cool down
Rip it up - get the feeling not the word

Repeat chorus

On the edge of oblivion
All the world is babylon
And all the love and everyone
A ship of fools sailing on

Across the nation, around the world
Everybody have fun tonight
A celebration so spread the word

 

Definitely Rotting Christ - Hill of crucifixion:

Bleeding sky is tonight
Separation of gods
Blasphemy cries ( in the middle hill )
Divine ghost
Black the cros bloody thorn
The horn shaped against the holy son
Infernal land
Scream the sky
It's tonight or yesterday
Blasphemy in godland
The holy land is offensed
Sabbatical light
The goatshape
It's the final fullmoon

WTF?? Is that English? Grammar, anyone? And "cross" has two s-es on the end.

Also, most hip hop going on about ho's and cash and shooting people in the head. And bands that create new word by simply fitting two or even more words together, like "demonwinterstorms" and "dreamking of the tombworld". This is applicable to most Norwegian black metal bands.

 

Two come to mind: "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice and "Horse with No Name" by America. HWNN has a good tune, but the lyrics were written by a 6 year old. And Ice Ice Baby....yeah, nothing good can be said about that "song."

"Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!
Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
Dance, go rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom"


"On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things (Good use of vocabulary)
There was sand and hills and rings
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot (...wow...) and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain (How does this...make sense?)
La, la ...

After two days in the desert sun
My skin began to turn red (After two whole days in blazing desert heat, he finally began to get sunburned. You get sunburned after an hour in the sun.)
After three days in the desert fun (Sun and fun rhyme; we should use them.)
I was looking at a river bed
And the story it told of a river that flowed
Made me sad to think it was dead

You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

After nine days I let the horse run free
'Cause the desert had turned to sea
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
there was sand and hills and rings
The ocean is a desert with it's life underground
And a perfect disguise above
Under the cities lies a heart made of ground
But the humans will give no love (Note the attempt as some level of intellect)

You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...