Worst Thing to say While Munching Carpet I

Man in the hole....

 

Man down!

 

so i read about 2 pages of these and laughed so hard i cried. hahahah

 

think I should notify a hazmat team.. ..

 

is that an old half eaten smartie? :ack2:

 

Your vagina just disproved the myth that cockroaches can survive anywhere.

 

Abort mission! abort! abort!

 

da na na na na na na na batman...

 

in a galaxy far far away

 

beam us out Scotty quick...

 

Hmmmm...what would Jesus do?

 

im waiting for johnny carson to step out from behind this curtain ..

 

theres a phone in there :shocked:

 

OMFG I gotta twitter that im licking snatch right now

 

how do I stop the bleeding?

 

could you hand me the magnifying glass please....

 

this looks like a crime scene..

 

I think you just swallowed my tongue

 

im having a seizure..

 

I hope with all this practice I can do this with a pretty girl some day..