Worst Thing to say While Munching Carpet I

there is a stash of acorns in here......

 

help, Im trapped in here.. "echo"... manz nobody is ever gonna rescue me..

 

I'm sorry miss, but you have apparently just had a miscarriage, on the positive side it was delicious...

 

I love dumpster diving..

 

wow ive never done THIS before, am I supposed to give you money or something?

 

"Damn!!!... Is that the time already?"

 

You smell like my grandma

 

by the power of Greyskull..

 

"Is that my blood or yours?" or...

"Shouldn't I be wearing a condom for this?" or...

"A mate of mine does a great deal on reconstructive surgery?" or...

"Hold up a mo... Can we turn the light off?" or...

"OMG!!! You want me to put my tongue there? Couldn't I just lick your butt instead?" or...

"You ARE joking... right?"...

 

"my mother warned me that this might happen"

right, that's it... enough already!!!

 

I thought we were doin a 69....

 

you smell like grandma

 

12 essential daily vitamins and minerals .. yum..

 

Its now or never.....

 

this the only pussy Ive ever eaten with braille instructions on the thighs..

 

whoa....that is the weirdest bellybutton I ever seen :ack2:

 

can you get your saggy tits off the top my head..

 

is it under this flap?....no?....this one?.....can you hear me now?

 

I can see China..

 

oops...did I throw up or ....